BTGBullseye

Can I shoot things yet?

Whenever I have a day off from work, and don't get asked to fill that day off with other work.

I shoot something, and it explodes. I piss off an asshole. I piss off an asshole enough that they hang up on me after they pay a non-refundable $30 fee. I run past a cop car at 5 MPH over the limit while everyone else is too afraid to pass him when he's going 10 under the limit. Whenever I have money, and no bills.

People that I encounter in my job of troubleshooting modems average their IQ with a carrot, and the smarter ones don't ask if I mean the P/N when I say very clearly that I need the S/N. Or the ones that only need to be told 5 times instead of the average 16 that the SSID is their network name, and the password for that network is the "WiFi Security Key". I can understand when someone calls in about something related to the documentation, (it's horrendous) but calling in about not getting the 105Mbps internet speeds they're paying for, and only getting 97Mbps... Is there some way I can make a list of these people for sterilization to protect future generations from inheriting stupidity?

Relaxing after work.

There's also the fact that since there is a new person in charge of MS, the company direction may be going back towards something good, and this may be a good thing in the end.

Eating pizza, and watching Babylon 5.

Granted, you are allowed to remove your clothing on an airplane, but only if you are intent on jumping out of said plane without any means of safely landing. I wish that cars were cooler.

It wasn't phrased as a 'this or that' question. OT: Be very hard to find, and have lots of fun living wild. (I know how to get to areas that they simply can't search thoroughly enough to find me, and they are extremely remote) If I was hunting the authorities?

Yes, but then those are just new names for existing groups. Remember when politics wasn't completely one-sided? (if you look at policies of all groups, they all are authoritarian neo-liberals)

2165 - Everything becomes like 2166.

Yes please? Pizza has better all-around nutrition, and it's a bit better tasting. Cold or hot?

Banned because this ban is both true and false until you kill a cat in a box.

How many lasers would it take to woodchuck a pineapple custard?

Making pizza.

My opinion: If I had an offer of $2.5 BILLION to stop working on something that had become a chore, I'd take it too.

2163 - The Moleman show is cancelled and replaced by a reimagining of The Simpsons in '4D'. (it's really just a gimmick where you literally are one of the characters, mentally, for the duration of the holographic 'show')

Work, work, work, work...

Banned for the same reason as my last ban.

YAY! I get an extra pair! Granted, but it's only for the extremely rich, and you'll never be able to even see the facility. I wish for more keys... Keys everywhere.

Electricity... If they don't do it exactly right, I get to live. 1Gbps with a high latency, or 5Mbps with very low latency?

I remember when people thought they were a bigger threat... Remember when the US president wasn't anti-USA?

Put them in Obama's 'home'. If you had to go to work every day for the rest of your life, without brakes, or die lonely, hungry, and alone?

Work, work, work, work... Work, work, work, work... Work, work, work, work... Work just stopped being a word to me... I mean, look at it, it's just like "nasal".

Getting ready for work.