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Batman: Arkham Origins So far as I can tell, not much different from Arkham City apart from the story.

Yeah, they always blow up when he uses them.

2150 - Certain individuals realize just how close to my mind the universe is becoming, and decide to kill me to try and stop it.

Victory syndrome. (I can't stop winning... WHY CAN'T I LOSE FOR ONCE!!!) Babylon 5 or Stargate Atlantis?

Flaunt it. If you were naked in the arctic circle?

Banned for agreeing with me.

I will epic you.

Turned out it was just that the card reader couldn't properly read my card... I had plenty of money. OT: Making pizza for dinner.

Your exclusivity to mainstream liberal media blinds you to the reality surrounding you.

Banned for being too right in this instance.

Advise him in such a way that everything would end up exactly the way they did in this timeline, if I couldn't make him a good guy that is. If you had to choose a single currently existing weapon for use to defend yourself against a determined police assault?

Euromaidan. Vietnam was a war that we never should have quit IMO, and giving a government more power I'm always against. Scrambled eggs or fried eggs?

2146 - People wake up and find out that they had the first species-wide shared dream, that it lasted for a whole year, and that for some reason it was all about super-sized bees.

Trying to figure out if I have completely run out of money, or if I simply don't have enough left for milk.

Maelstrom

2144 - Scientists discovered that fried alien locusts are actually a massively powerful aphrodisiac in late 2141, and they are put on trial for not telling anyone. The locusts continue to be fried and eaten by all parties involved.

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Banned for being a moron when it comes to spelling. (it's quite possible to be fired from most jobs for spelling like that)

Can't I just kill it with fire-water? Barring that, fire. M&Ms or Skittles?

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I'm on the verge of running out of clean clothes, and money, and time.

One of my call center calls: A guy calls in about his modem not working, so I tell him to make sure the ethernet cable is plugged in securely between the modem and the router, it wasn't fully plugged into the router so he plugged it in. Still doesn't work, so I tell him to plug the ethernet cable directly into the computer, and suddenly he is unable to find the ethernet cable he just plugged in less than 60 seconds ago... DISAPPEARING ETHERNET CABLES ARE KILLING MY JOB!!!

Borderlands 2

Arrr... Ye not be thinkin with ye head. Pirate be me, and so be ye if ye know what's good for ye. Talking like that all day every day, or talking like kermit the frog? (speech patterns included)

Banned for not being able to ban him for real for that same reason.