BTGBullseye

Become a cannibal. I will never stop eating meat. If someone had a gun to your head, and demanded that you take off all your clothes, and shove your entire fist into your mouth?

2155 - The Simpsons returns as a holographic interactive adventure, and the killing stops... At least it stops being because of the lack of The Simpsons.

Banned for not agreeing with me.

*tickle*

Getting ready to head down to the firing range to put some rounds through my gun.

I would tickle it.

You obviously haven't been paying any attention to the wording they use when talking about the two sides of the political spectrum... They use many less than obvious psychological tactics in their writing that praises liberals, and condemns conservatives. That being said, I know of nothing that the liberals have done in the past 30 years that has helped the country, and many that has hurt it economically and politically. The problem is that they are also master propagandists, and have convinced many supposedly 'smart' people that their actions will benefit the country in the long run.

Batman: Arkham Origins So far as I can tell, not much different from Arkham City apart from the story.

Yeah, they always blow up when he uses them.

2150 - Certain individuals realize just how close to my mind the universe is becoming, and decide to kill me to try and stop it.

Victory syndrome. (I can't stop winning... WHY CAN'T I LOSE FOR ONCE!!!) Babylon 5 or Stargate Atlantis?

Flaunt it. If you were naked in the arctic circle?

Banned for agreeing with me.

I will epic you.

Turned out it was just that the card reader couldn't properly read my card... I had plenty of money. OT: Making pizza for dinner.

Your exclusivity to mainstream liberal media blinds you to the reality surrounding you.

Banned for being too right in this instance.

Advise him in such a way that everything would end up exactly the way they did in this timeline, if I couldn't make him a good guy that is. If you had to choose a single currently existing weapon for use to defend yourself against a determined police assault?

Euromaidan. Vietnam was a war that we never should have quit IMO, and giving a government more power I'm always against. Scrambled eggs or fried eggs?

2146 - People wake up and find out that they had the first species-wide shared dream, that it lasted for a whole year, and that for some reason it was all about super-sized bees.

Trying to figure out if I have completely run out of money, or if I simply don't have enough left for milk.

Maelstrom

2144 - Scientists discovered that fried alien locusts are actually a massively powerful aphrodisiac in late 2141, and they are put on trial for not telling anyone. The locusts continue to be fried and eaten by all parties involved.

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Banned for being a moron when it comes to spelling. (it's quite possible to be fired from most jobs for spelling like that)