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BTGBullseye

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  1. Try YouTube Downloader HD... It's a decent placeholder for standard download copies.
  2. Throw keyboard into a large bonfire... It would begin to disassemble and move upward away from you, and you would likely not be physically able to move close to it. How to make all clocks everywhere stop for as long as I want?
  3. Nothing new would be happening. (anime-style animated porn is just a bunch of drawings that represent people having sex in relatively normal ways) If people never took things out of context?
  4. Yeah, back when you were not intentionally misinterpreting and taking things out of context, and resorting to straw man arguments. (also, I don't see what any of that had to do with Fox News, at all, not even remotely) Remember when games were designed mostly to be fun instead of boring?
  5. Banned for thinking a ban reason is a complaint.
  6. 9/10 Just a tad choppy on the framerate.
  7. I think I've used this before: Is a friend.
  8. You could take a hostage and tell them to drive you at high speed to your destination, but make sure you don't take ones that drive cars with flashing red and blue lights on the top. How to sleep without sleeping?
  9. I do... Remember when the government said that they would adjust the minimum wage so that someone could live off of it without having to work a second job?
  10. I already know someone who has some small saplings that I can get, but since I'm renting right now I can't plant them. Dispose of it into another star, just to see what would happen. If all the weird shit the Japanese come up with for their hentai started appearing all over the world?
  11. Banned for thinking I would let it make me late to work. (it didn't, I'm just too good for that to happen)
  12. Because you're intentionally being too much of an idiot to realize that you're completely wrong about many things. Why do so many headset manufacturers put excessively high price tags on their products?
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  14. Skippy's list... (things you aren't allowed to do in the military) 3. Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. 4. Not allowed to challenge anyone’s disbelief of black magic by asking for hair. 7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me. 8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters. 9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”. 10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time. 16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”. 17. God may not contradict any of my orders. 19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right. 23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they’ve been smoking crack. 24. Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it’s true. 28. Don’t take the batteries out of the other soldiers alarm clocks (Even if they do hit snooze about forty times). 29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”. 30. Not allowed to wake an Non-Commissioned Officer by repeatedly banging on the head with a bag of trash. 31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions. 32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post. 33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. 34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. 36. Can’t have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn’t over). 37. Our medic is called “Sgt Larwasa”, not “Dr. Feelgood”. 38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”. 39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once. 41. “Keep on Trucking” is *not* a psychological warfare message. 43. Camouflage body paint is not a uniform. 46. I am not authorized to fire officers. 48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision. 51. Not allowed to quote “Dr Seuss” on military operations. 53. Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range. 54. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase. 55. An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does *not* involve fruit. 56. An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape. 57. The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?” 58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.
  15. Reading news, then heading to bed.
  16. If power outages concern you, you can get a battery backup system... It's called a UPS, or Uninterruptible Power Supply. It should give you a 5-10 minute buffer zone for a full computer system in case of power outages, or up to a day for most peripherals. As for regular backups, it's virtually unheard of that you would need to go to a secondary backup, much less a tertiary... Those circumstances occur only when there is a massively catastrophic problem that destroys or damages the other backups. (either a coordinated and informed attack by someone intending harm, or something else that would be of far more concern than having a usable backup for files and computer settings)
  17. Star Trek Online... Just finishing projects, crafting, and collecting rewards from DOFF missions.
  18. OpenSSL is a completely free implementation of SSL... SSL = Secure Socket Layer, and it's always free to utilize. I thought that was what this thread was for... (I did make a PM to each of the forum Admins though)
  19. Because there are too many people wrong on the internet. Why is Seattlite such an idiot?
  20. Banned for posting enough that you delayed me getting ready for work.
  21. I know; part of why I like them. I would probly do a lot of things, at the very least find a girl that would marry me. If the solar system was suddenly surrounded by a Dyson sphere?
  22. I actually do, but it was the last of a dying breed that I met at a very young age. Remember when a "job" only took a few minutes, and was called a "chore"?
  23. Granted, they all make noise when you read them. Really loud noise. I wish my car got better gas mileage.
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