BTGBullseye

What my car looks like to me:

What my car looks like to girls:

Yup... I do that to people a lot.

A wild champagne bottle appears! It uses "party". It's super effective!

I just wanna go and slap all Google managers in their faces "Take your head out of your ass RIGHT NOW!" Blah!

Just about everyone needs to have that happen at some point in their lives... I know I have had a few times where I needed it, and didn't get it. I probly need it now too... Oh well.

Surprise Episode 7 was supposed to be on Saturday but I had a close encounter with a bottle of chamapgne (I mean with the alcohol so... hangover is almost gone now, so yeah... ) it was a birthday party, not my birthay

Yay! Alcohol! Learn your limit, and stick to it... Best way to avoid hangovers. (I'm lucky, I can outdrink any two wallets, nothing but a mild buzz for an hour)

Exactly.

Banned for thinking I should start something... Think about it...

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Good.

Good.

Banned for thinking it's possible.

Yes, you spelled that wrong... It's spelled entendre.

"My glasses are too big for my face."

Banned for thinking it's "super".

Kind a like certain people working a dick joke into everything...

"This suit is too tight..."

Ssssssssss.

Banned for not embracing the tentacle swarm.

I'm female. Sometimes people who find this out after talking to me for a while are surprised.

Was not expected... Still, interesting.

The sentences for drug offenses is way too high, and only the government disagrees. When murderers and rapists get fewer years than someone that smoked a singe joint (and I have see cases that have had this) there's something seriously wrong with the judicial system.

The other 23% is me...

Tee hee...