BTGBullseye

Kind a like certain people working a dick joke into everything...

"This suit is too tight..."

Ssssssssss.

Banned for not embracing the tentacle swarm.

Was not expected... Still, interesting.

The sentences for drug offenses is way too high, and only the government disagrees. When murderers and rapists get fewer years than someone that smoked a singe joint (and I have see cases that have had this) there's something seriously wrong with the judicial system.

The other 23% is me...

Tee hee...

How would two pineapples have sex?

Banned for thinking I wasn't thinking about him.

Trying to get a job...

Banned for thinking that I was thinking about you.

No, you don't have enough time...

Banned for thinking I don't.

Buying the games still has the problems... I'm talking about memory leaks, bad programming, and corrupt file problems. I actually purchased 2 separate copies of the Medal of Honor 10th Anniversary Collection, (back in 2008) and they didn't even come with a code that would allow the install of Spearhead... There are several instances where the devs actually used the cracked .exe for their updates because the pirates were better programmers than the devs.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to fix that...

Left in by the devs on purpose for the pirated version of games. And the pirated versions are the only ones that fix the problems.

Cry for joy?

Banned for expecting me to mention things I know nothing about.

Well give it to me first, and I'll make them go away... I have a talent for that. Mainly because I use pirated stuff to fix the problems left in by the devs.

Damn drunk drivers...

Setting up my parent's new Android phone, and getting my Mom addicted to Crayon Physics.

You could have me break everything first, then you wouldn't be the one breaking them...