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The United States Army Signal Corp Division purchases the world's first military airplane, a Wright Military Flyer, from the Wright Brothers.

Banned for considering the intentional misuse of grammar and capitalization to be a serious offense against me.

Go carts.

So do I, but what I find even more amusing is when a couple fervently believes that they are fully protected from pregnancy because of all the stuff they use, and they end up with a little girl 9 months later... It's happened more than once to people I knew, and they sat and argued with me about the efficacy of birth control less than a moth before the pregnancy...

1909 - The White Star Liner RMS Republic sinks the day after a collision with SS Florida. In the first recorded use of the CQD emergency radio signal for a large passenger vessel, there is no loss of life on either vessel. The last United States troops leave Cuba after being there since the Spanish–American War of 1898. Leo Baekeland announces the creation of Bakelite hard thermosetting plastic. Einar Dessau uses a short-wave radio transmitter, becoming the first radio broadcaster. The city of Tel Aviv (at this time known as Ahuzat Bayit) is founded. Joan of Arc is beatified in Rome. The Anglo-Persian Oil Company, modern-day BP, is incorporated. Louis Bleriot is the first man to fly across the English Channel (thus a large open body of water) in a heavier-than-air craft. The United States Army Signal Corp Division purchases the world's first military airplane, a Wright Military Flyer, from the Wright Brothers.

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Just about to go eat...

It's more like, people don't want to go through all the effort because it ruins the 'mood'.

The things you find when you search Google for "how to have sex"...

Going to eat...

Typical use means "the way people actually use the product", as in "not the way it says to on the package"...

Getting ready to go eat.

*wobble* *wobble* *wobble* *wobble* *wobble*

Is this news to people? It certainly isn't to me...

What my car looks like to me: What my car looks like to girls:

Yup... I do that to people a lot.

A wild champagne bottle appears! It uses "party". It's super effective!

Just about everyone needs to have that happen at some point in their lives... I know I have had a few times where I needed it, and didn't get it. I probly need it now too... Oh well.

Yay! Alcohol! Learn your limit, and stick to it... Best way to avoid hangovers. (I'm lucky, I can outdrink any two wallets, nothing but a mild buzz for an hour)

Exactly.

Banned for thinking I should start something... Think about it...

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Good.