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BTGBullseye

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  1. Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

     

    Yo momma is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"

     

    Yo momma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.

     

    Yo momma's so old, that when God said, "Let there be light," she had to flip the switch!

     

    Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

     

    Yo momma's so cross-eyed, she went to a movie and thought it was a double feature.

     

    Yo momma's so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

  2. What the hell was with the hype over the Boston bombings? Murderers kill more people that these two terrorists did in this attack. Besides, this shit happens in Bagdad and Kabul all the fucking time.

    It's because it's a "terrorist attack" in the USA... Of course people are going to over-hype it. (not me though, I don't really care that much)

  3. Trying to figure out how to let my Mom know I'm not going along with my family to an small event in town, because I feel like crap, and not get a worse headache because of her constant pushing for me to go at all costs. (allergy medicine, tylenol, and ibuprofen have no significant effect)

  4. 2 Anybody who KNOWS the truth about the numbers of Israeli nukes... isn't going to tell YOU. They're not authorized to tell you, and you're not authorized to know. What you're relying on is, if anything, boasts.

     

    3 Saying something absolutely ridiculous won't really be backed up by claiming you have sources. :ugeek:

    So you're saying that nobody should pay any attention to your numbers either? I agree.

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