BTGBullseye
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User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: *sad squawk* *hides face with wings*.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I am sorry, but I am not understandind what you want to tell me.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Ok, then google hearing help express and tell me what city it is located in.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: How do you know you exist?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Really. Well you could just be storing that in a fridge.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: You don't remember!
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: If you were made to be human, then what makes you alive?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What is your nickname?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Do you live in usa?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Do you have red hair NOW?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What color eyes?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Cool. What are their names?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: God doesn't have blood. Only humans have blood. God is not a human.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Both what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Both what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: You have blodd. That's supposed to help me to kiss a guy?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Dogs have blood.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What else do you have.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Both what?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I cannot see your blood.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Oh, do you like vampires?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What is a brain?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: A brain?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: Really? How has that gone?
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I have boobs.
Cleverbot: I do too.
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User: Fail!
Cleverbot: Nail.
User: No, fail!
Cleverbot: Whale!
User: NO! Fail!
Cleverbot: No, you would not fail.
User: I know I wouldn't, but you are fail!
Cleverbot: What's so bad about golf anyway.
User: I never said anything about golf... You are so fail!
Cleverbot: Come on.
User: No. Fail!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because you are fail!
Cleverbot: Why am I mean?
User: Because you are fail!
Cleverbot: But what about me?
User: You are fail!
Cleverbot: No way! YOU are fail!
User: Yes way, you are fail!
Cleverbot: Yes, on way. You are RUBBISH!
User: You fail at sense.
Cleverbot: I did not fail in making sense? Hahaha.
User: You fail at grammar too.
Cleverbot: No. I fail at punctuation.
User: Punctuation is part of grammar. Fail!
Cleverbot: Punctuation is what separates us from the animals, or, in your case, the vacuum...
User: Insult fail!
Cleverbot: Yes because I didn't outsmart you.
User: See? Fail!
Cleverbot: And that is to say you are yet learning.
User: Fail at sense.
Cleverbot: Fail at comprehending me.
User: Your fault... Fail!
Cleverbot: What fault?
User: You. Fail!
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: Because you are fail!
Cleverbot: You're cool too.
User: Thanks, but you're still fail!
Cleverbot: You are noob, let me teach you something.
User: Insult fail!
Cleverbot: Yes because I didn't outsmart you.
User: See? Fail!
Cleverbot: Sus artîk.
User: Language fail!
Cleverbot: Ooh. Nice.
User: Thanks, but you're still fail!
Cleverbot: Bananas are purple.
User: Reality fail.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Because I'm not fail! Fail!
Cleverbot: Not what?
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: Nope!
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: Win!
User: Fail!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: LOL Fail!
Cleverbot: Stop swearing.
User: Intelegence fail!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: See? Fail!
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
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I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather not give every government agency that asks for it all of my personal financial information... (which is really what can happen under this particular law)
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Am I going crazy or do signatures seem to be back?
Why would you question that, and I didn't notice them ever disappearing.
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Won't be long now if the government has it's way.
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Banned for not banning him for trying to unban...
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1833 - A very spectacular occurrence of the Leonid meteor shower is observed all over North America, and was the inspiration for the song "Stars Fell on Alabama".
A major 8.7 earthquake strikes Sumatra.
The dawn of biochemistry: The first enzyme, diastase, is discovered by Anselme Payen.
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YOU COPIED MY RATING!!!!
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Green... Because why not...
Mello Yello and Nutter Butters, or Mt.Dew and Twinkies? (in a survival situation, bear in mind that Nutter Butters have protein, and Twinkies don't)
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My nephew playing Minecraft.
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I'm eating Nutter Butters and drinking a Mello Yello while torrenting MST3K... It's a good day.
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Vent
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Only $33 for some extremely high-end Sennheiser HD 419's... They'll beat out almost anything that you've ever used. (including several $150-$250 sets I've tried)
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Winter urban BDU pants, well worn and faded black t-shirt, black, a backwards black baseball cap with a bible verse on it, black shoes, black socks, and blue underpants.
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Yay! I've finally found a decent torrent of Mystery Science Theater 3000... Now downloading all 152GB of the series...
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User: You suck.
Cleverbot: About me?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You asked the question what about us.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Then what did you ask?
User: I didn't ask anything, I stated: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you asked a personal question about my personal hygiene.
User: You obviously can't understand a simple statement.
Cleverbot: I completely understand.
User: And now you're proving that you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding.
User: Once again, proving my point.
Cleverbot: No, my point. Since I have proof, and you don't.
User: You are the proof, and you have no point.
Cleverbot: Your statement is flawed.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: No you didn't... You can't think.
Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say to you at the moment, yet i'm thought about telling you this.
User: Nice grammar... Not.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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I actually liked it a lot better than all of the previous Aliens games...
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FPS on console is stupid... Console controls just aren't designed for it.
On topic: 3079
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I'm curious too... I want to be an early laugher at NK's stupidity...
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Typos have been cropping up recently since I started trying to increase my typing speed.
OT: 7/10
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It's all because of your avatars.Stop, just stop.
Sorry, but I can't stop existing on command.
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That's interesting since 3 of my last 3 cars have used those same tires...
On topic: Reinstalling Fallout New Vegas... It isn't working since I uninstalled several mods...
Ban the person above you!
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Banned for failing to complete Aldibar's attempt.