BTGBullseye

A 1-5km wide chunk of ice (asteroid) would have to hit at just the right speed and within 0.25° of the perfect approach angle... (I got this info direct from one of the guys tracking these things)

Finally! (we hope)

Banned for red bars... Bars are for drinking, not reading!

but/butt

To fix that, just plug your computer into a more powerful outlet... 480v should do nicely... It'll give it the power it needs to complete the processing.

I'm out of cereal and milk... How can I have breakfast without cereal or milk?

ThePirateBay is now being hosted in North Korea...

If you buy that, I've got some prime real estate on Pluto that I'll throw in for free...

That's not vodka, that's Everclear.

On topic: Heading to bed in just a few minutes...

Beer is 3.2% alcohol... Most people burn a 12 pack worth of that in 2 hours sitting in front of the TV doing nothing... So what does 48 beers have on any real alcoholic? (if 48 beers in a weekend is all, they aren't even close to a real problem)

Because this is the useless advice thread, not the ask a question and get an answer thread.

I could use some help figuring out quantum entanglement, and how it affects life as we know it.

Banned for something else.

"Rainbow farts!"

We're done rating normally for those avatars that we've rated at least 6 times before...

By the way, yours is rated: hmmm/well

Wondering why so many people think that beer is such a strong alcoholic beverage... It's usually only 3.2% ABV, whereas weak vodka is 35%...

Wait, beer? You think 24 packs of BEER is bad?!? Try doing a gallon of vodka/whiskey every 4-6 hours... Or even a cup of Everclear...

Light-tan professional golfing t-shirt, winter camo BDUs, blue underpants with a black waistband.

Just finished a cheese pizza and a 44oz limeade.

Even THQ knows just how much EA sucks...

They must, i've never seen one!

I have... He looked hispanic, and was doing yard work in Arizona...

Minecraft. (I have a dedicated SMP server that I use on my LAN when my nephews are over)

Banned for that 'picture' that you're using as an avatar.

1816 - Robert Stirling patents his Stirling engine, then known as Stirling's air engine.

I want one... They're ultra efficient, and can use virtually any heat source.

Because butts don't work the way they're supposed to in chairs.

"Damn twitch..."

A/B