BTGBullseye

We're done rating normally for those avatars that we've rated at least 6 times before... By the way, yours is rated: hmmm/well

Wondering why so many people think that beer is such a strong alcoholic beverage... It's usually only 3.2% ABV, whereas weak vodka is 35%...

Wait, beer? You think 24 packs of BEER is bad?!? Try doing a gallon of vodka/whiskey every 4-6 hours... Or even a cup of Everclear...

Light-tan professional golfing t-shirt, winter camo BDUs, blue underpants with a black waistband.

Just finished a cheese pizza and a 44oz limeade.

Even THQ knows just how much EA sucks...

I have... He looked hispanic, and was doing yard work in Arizona...

Minecraft. (I have a dedicated SMP server that I use on my LAN when my nephews are over)

Banned for that 'picture' that you're using as an avatar.

1816 - Robert Stirling patents his Stirling engine, then known as Stirling's air engine. I want one... They're ultra efficient, and can use virtually any heat source.

Because butts don't work the way they're supposed to in chairs.

"Damn twitch..."

A/B

Awesome... I'll have to try that sometime... Right now, surfing the forum, then going to take a dump, then finish my S.P.A.Z. and Crysis 3 playthroughs.

I'm 25, and still haven't met hardly anyone in my age group (IRL, not online) that has one iota of common sense. (there are a couple, and we're friends) As for drinking... Yeah at that low body mass, you shouldn't be getting heavy drinks. (and definitely never again get the one with gold flakes in it, it's dangerous) I got over $300 worth of hard liquor poured into me on my 21st, but I was sober 45 minutes after the last drink. (Scotch, straight-up) No puking. No hangover. No memory loss. (I remember that I decided that I could act weird, and everyone would just attribute it to the drink) I also have a natural tolerance beyond just my 212lb body mass... My grandparents were all alcoholics, but neither of my parents are... I get all of the resistance to alcohol, but none of the tendency towards alcoholism. (I'm an extremely rare exception to the rule that if someone in your lineage was alcoholic, then so are you if you get too much in you the first couple times) For the 18ers... 1st thing I keep hearing is that you can not only get a job, but you can also go to a strip club. (some strip clubs have a minimum limit of 18 years, but most have 21) I don't personally recommend the S.C., but it's there if you want.

Another reason we might be low on a list of places for aliens to visit is that we sit pretty much smack dab in the middle of the space between galactic arms. There ain't much out here besides us, and inside a galactic arm is probly a lot more appealing areas to go...

Mathieu Orfila publishes his groundbreaking Traité des poisons, formalizing the field of toxicology.

15FPS/17FPS

"Look... IA SAID LOOK DAMNIT!"

Why not? Your neck is just so punchable... I need advice on what I'm supposed to do.

1813 - Mathieu Orfila publishes his groundbreaking Traité des poisons, formalizing the field of toxicology.

Put your elbows on the table just a little over shoulder-length apart, grasp the burger with both hands, take a bite, rotate the burger so you can take another bite from the neighboring location, periodically inspect the edges of the burger for leaks, continue until eaten or until the release of the burger is required. If release is required, always place the burger upside-down, never any other orientation. If you have further questions on the subject, please ask. Why is it so hard for people to learn and follow the rules of the road that make it safer to drive, but always seem to stay 5MPH under the speed limit so they slow down everyone that actually knows how to drive?

7/10 Inaccurate.