BTGBullseye

0/1 For obvious reasons concerning annoying memes and that particular kids show. Hey, I'm 24 now and I feel old when presented with most things that are in-style nowadays... You know, like bad driving, stupidity, possession of overly expensive status symbols, and constantly changing avatars.

Relaxing while doing laundry. (I just got my first new pair of pants in 4 years)

DAMN ALL THE EMPLOYERS IN PUEBLO AND PUEBLO WEST!!! They take my application, and then send back a reply of "Thank you for applying, but we don't have any openings available at this time" only to put up a 'Help Wanted' sign in the window the next day for the exact same job position that I just applied for... I'm pissed. Ok, I' done being pissed now. Happy Ash Wednesday to everyone who recognizes it.

What is that? That is what it's based off of.

My headphones are broken, and I'm getting a new pair of pants.

I like. I tested Windows 8 as well... So did my nephew... My nephew couldn't keep Win8 from crashing every 5-8 minutes... I couldn't get Win8 to smoothly run more than one window at a time... Net result: We will never willingly use Win8.

The most boring thing in the universe is right here. ---> <---

7/10

Banned for everything.

Just forget how to not breathe. I need money, any tips on how to get it?

BTG becomes king of everything except the hill... You try and grow enough food to sustain you up there...

6/10

BTG refuses to fight with others over a cookie, and proceeds to make and hide The One True Cookie...

mATsN9oTjfc

"My finger is tasty when it's red."

1/10 Just sounds like various noises put together. mATsN9oTjfc

DOA 2 (that's from DOTA 2 for those who don't know) The second in a series about an ambulance always arriving too late to find anyone alive.

Early... :/

Sulu.

Yes. Fun drunk, or mean drunk?

1782 - In Switzerland, Anna Göldi is sentenced to death for witchcraft (the last legal witchcraft sentence). And - The bald eagle is chosen as the emblem of the United States of America. And - George Washington orders the creation of the Badge of Military Merit (or the Order of the Purple Heart) to honor soldiers' merit in battle (reinstated later by Franklin D. Roosevelt and renamed to the more poetic "Purple Heart" to honor soldiers wounded in action). And - Martin Van Buren, 8th President of the United States, is born.

A documentary about the "masks" we wear over our true selves. (this might be required watching for psychology majors) Caddyshack.

1/10