BTGBullseye

-∞/∞

Banned for still too slow.

That's the point, God doesn't seem to reveal himself to many people at once, and it tends to cause conversions when it does, making anyone not a believer not believe the people that have the knowledge.

Banned for not typing fast enough.

Mediocre.

Banned for going on a tangent.

Not bad... Usually takes people a few dozen guesses. Guess we're a Mensa-level crowd here. (I've stumped Mensa members with that one before too)

"How many holes are you going to make in me with that shotgun?"

-∞/∞

MW2/MW3

Boring.

http://www.avadirect.com/Notebooks

Falcon Northwest, what else? There's no way I would vote for mediocre, yet overpriced Dells. AVADirect Notebooks or ProStar Notebooks?

Yes indeed, it always has been shitty. Hell: Everyone everywhere ignores you in every way possible.

Banned for slander.

Something about some idiot with something exciting, hence the exclamation point at the end. The Absent-minded Professor.

No.

(from the original movie that 'Flubber' was a remake of)

Mushroom. You just entered a house and see two doors. In one of the rooms there is a 500 megawatt laser kill net and 400 megawatt laser kill net in the next room. You only have a peanut butter cookie, a box of spaghetti, and the clothing you are wearing. You must pick a door and go through it. Beyond that door is the door to freedom. If you don't pick a door you will be shot with a 500 gigawatt laser. How do you get out?

Saliva.

Butter also has some protein, and many other things that are extremely good for you, including some things that help you loose weight if you're overweight.

I'm just about to head to bed... Somehow all of a sudden I wen from going to bed at 4AM to getting tired at 11:30PM.