BTGBullseye

See?

Banned for being completely, totally wrong.

20 years from now, I'll either be a war criminal, or a war hero.

"Life isn't a game Freeman; you're just being paranoid."

Banned for even mentioning cruel and unusual torture methods on a forum like this.

It is a recognized scientific law that gang members are physically incapable of dressing or talking intelligently... You make them look like Shakespeares...

>YFW My idiot roommate gets kicked out for being drunk and high again...

"I have boobs; you have no blood flow to your brain."

If real life was as the media describes it, I would have several million dollars, and be very famous.

20 years from now, I will be 20 years older than I am now.

Whichever is better at blocking out the light at the time. Sex with the person of your dreams, or sex with the simulation of the person of your dreams?

10/10 Plenty boob, plenty cleavage. Only down side is that they're covered, and not physically sitting right in front of me, on her, while she wants me to... I think you get the picture...

Odd.

Granted, but you are unable to do it, and a tiger decides it wants to eat you.

9/10 Who said it?

He loves him some life...

I won't... I wanna hear this!

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Trying to decide what game I want to play now... Also, trying to calm my excitation at my parents finally finding my other external hard drive. (I now have a 2TB external that beats most SSDs, and a nearly full, high-performance 1TB that has all my movies/games/music on it)

I will randomly not post in this thread. This post doesn't exist, and there's nothing you can do about it.

The ends don't always justify the means, but I think they do in this case.

Add white/dark grey socks to my previous outfit.

I don't know... I'm an indoors kinda fellow when I'm nowhere near nature. (a park isn't nature, nor is anywhere within sight of a human settlement)

I don't think I have any weird relatives... We all do plenty of normal things... Like randomly poke people, or say 'what' or 'did you say something' as an entire conversation. Occasionally we'll get really normal, and spontaneously sing 'They're coming to take me away, ha ha, they're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha".

Black Prophecy.