BTGBullseye

9/10

Zappa gagged his rampaging rhino with Bill Colbert, and killed very him zany.

"Hi. I have boobs. They are quite large. I also have blue hair and lipstick." [/monotone]

Wrong.

Isn't one day a bit short? You'd be one day just getting used to it. I'd rather start with a week.

Just so long as it doesn't exceed 27 days.

Similar, but with an adult human male, no costume, and several guns.

I'm in the top 9%!

Just finished two bowls of Fruit Loops, and am just starting a 20oz of Mello Yello.

Now that is funny.

Maybe.

And so is the US government. (only difference is that they can get their lies put into a law)

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Mouse + keyboard... More control, faster movements.

Apple has proven just how anti-competitive they are yet again... All this over e-books... They're just following in Jobs' footsteps.

Too bad Wozniak didn't get to take charge... He was at least cool.

GG, Business & Computer Science teacher.

 

Despite my over 100 WPM (words per minute) without using your silly "homerow position," you still refuse to record that speed as my score for a GRADED TEST.

 

A more coherent explanation since I typed that in a bout of frustration: Today in my Business class we had to take a graded typing test. Without using the homerow position, I scored highly. However, using the homerow position is compulsory; if we don't use it, the teacher refuses to record the speed.... and I have no experience with the position whatsoever, so failing the class is about inevitable.

I also cannot use the 'homerow' method of typing... I rarely use more than 6 fingers, (3 from each hand) and can still get a 40+ WPM speed down. Don't know why this crappy 'homerow' shit is so important to teachers when it's the biggest reason for carpal tunnel syndrome... (my typing method prevents my wrists from resting against anything, and keeps all my joints moving comfortably)

I hate it when teachers do that.

"Why didn't I get any points for this?"

"Because you didn't do it right."

"But it is the correct answer!"

"But you didn't do it the way I told you to do it."

This is the biggest reason why public school students in the USA are among the least knowledgeable in the world.

BTGbullseye... A combination of two things...

BTG = Short for "BobTheGreat", the name of my main World of Warcraft character.

bullseye = A nickname I've gotten from my time being a beta tester on many online FPS games. I frequently use assault rifle sniping to headshot people who run aimbots, and it tends to get noticed when you no-scope it from across the map after doing a snap-180 and beat the aimbots for total kills+headshots.

I'm the only person I know who doesn't care for sex.

I'm not a raging ball of sex-hormones like most teenagers I know.

 

I'm sorry if this sounds blunt, but unless you're a eunuch, that's lies, all of it. I'm not usually one to call bullshit on the internet--I guess I'm naive that way--but "doesn't care for sex?" I don't believe it.

 

Is this just me not understanding you? Did you perhaps mean, "I, like everyone, want sex, but I don't want it that badly, to the point where I stop doing the things I like doing to do things that I don't like just to get some?"

He put the word "for" instead of "about". Meaning he doesn't count it among any of the vaguely important thing that can be done in life, and I'm with him in that regard. There's just too much that's far more important, and fun.

I could do that, but I know how to get the government to pay for my housing so I don't have to worry about it.

About to go to bed after playing a little bit more on Star Trek Online.

I might post my plan, my real plan, but it'd just blow your mind how prepared I am for any semi-apocalyptic event.

Cherry Coke, and some Honey Buns.

No damage. It is an extremely slow bleed... Takes a couple hours to make a red booger.

Just finished the entire Red Dwarf series... I'm gonna consider it as a movie since they can't make the movie they were going to.

9.999999/10

One of the most epic British comedies ever!