BTGBullseye

Last game I played: "Where did that screw come from?"

Played it shortly after reassembling my laptop, and making sure I filled all the screw holes... I had 3 screws left over.

Wait, are people on this forum going to make a religion then?!? What will it be called?

VP might be good. I've always said I'd prefer to be the Spock to someone else's Kirk, or in Tropes terms, The Lancer to someone else's The Hero.

 

On the other hand, being so close to the big chair could tempt me to go all Grand Vizier on someone.

Ok, VP it is.

Don't worry about becoming the evil manipulator, our entire group is mad scientist/evil genius/comedian manipulators. We're eventually going to build a moon base, and launch tungsten rods at earth to destroy the North Korean government, and the Alamo.

Granted, but then you wish you didn't.

I wish I was tired now, and wasn't during class.

Banned for needing to edit it in.

Porn.

Converting porn for my phone.

I SHALL REGAIN THAT WHICH WAS MINE! THE SHIT SPOT!!!

Last game I played was: "Can I rebuild my bookmarks because Chrome inexplicably stopped working for me?" combined with "Where did I find that porn before?"

I can live with that...

Granted, but it was soaked in gasoline right before you lit it.

I wish my internet connection was significantly faster.

Banned for implying.

1308 - King Edward II of England marries Isabella of France. They are both crowned a month later (on February 25).

Granted, but it then overpowers, and decapitates you with it's blades.

I wish I had a hot, clean, female human stalking me.

Banned for needing elaboration to understand.

Slow.

1306 - Before the high altar of Greyfriars Church in Dumfries, Robert the Bruce murdered John Comyn, his leading political rival sparking revolution in the Scottish Wars of Independence.

Granted, but immediately afterwards, it fucks you... Over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

I wish I was a wish.

Banned because it isn't.

I meant what I said... Yay, an incorruptible wish!

Granted, but you get drunk, and have a hangover all the way through it, making you get a perfect 0.

I wish I had a wish that I had a wish that I had a wish.

1301 - Edward of Caernarvon (later King Edward II of England) becomes the first Prince of Wales.

Banned because a friend of mine came in here drunk and told me to ban someone.

Maybe.

Granted, but it goes right on through to the trash. (same thing happening to me)

I wish I didn't.

Boring.