BTGBullseye

No.

Horse armor with a spike on it does not produce a unicorn.

Just finished a cup of coffee, and about to go have some crappy tap water from a fountain.

Trying to not fall asleep in class.

Yup. If you hear/see 2 nanoseconds of a clip of a song/video in the background of the background of a homemade YouTube video, regardless of clarity, then you just committed a felony and deserve 50 to life. (or possibly a fine of 3 times the amount of money that exists in the world) Yeah... Let RIAA/MPAA run things...

1337 - I am 1337.

BTG is unmoved, since with a single straight arm punch from this position is right at ball height, it takes just a few milliseconds to end the stupidity. He then puts on headphones and sunglasses, and listens to some Black Sabbath.

Granted, but they live in rural Kamchatka, and have no internet. I wish I was still sleeping.

The Tan KVM Switch shall switch you! No; you have to divide or multiply; the answer to the green problem is x + 5; the answer to the black one is 8/(x - 5). Then that is a solve for x question.

Hey, remember when the rest of the world didn't hate the USA?

Banned because you haven't made that happen yet.

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Interesting...

Rule 31.

Tan shirt over a tan sleeveless t-shirt, tan underwear, and tan cargo pants. Black shoes with white soles.

Baking soda?

No.

Let's kill all the pineapples... They cause cancer.

I'm putting my back out of proper alignment at this time.

The Green Cthulhu Poster will eat you! (is that a 'solve for x' question?)

We're up to 1330 now people... Pay attention to page numbers, and post counts... 1330 - King Edward III of England starts his personal reign, executing his regent Roger Mortimer.

Hey, remember when I wasn't so depressed?

When I was a little kid, I thought I could eventually succeed in life.

"Here... Take this quarter and go and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"

Granted, but that only occurs because consoles cease to exist. I wish I cold just kill a few dozen people without consequence right now.