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BTGBullseye

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  1. Granted, but then you wish you didn't. I wish I was tired now, and wasn't during class.
  2. Banned for needing to edit it in.
  3. Converting porn for my phone.
  4. I SHALL REGAIN THAT WHICH WAS MINE! THE SHIT SPOT!!!
  5. Last game I played was: "Can I rebuild my bookmarks because Chrome inexplicably stopped working for me?" combined with "Where did I find that porn before?"
  6. I can live with that... Granted, but it was soaked in gasoline right before you lit it. I wish my internet connection was significantly faster.
  7. Banned for implying.
  8. 1308 - King Edward II of England marries Isabella of France. They are both crowned a month later (on February 25).
  9. Granted, but it then overpowers, and decapitates you with it's blades. I wish I had a hot, clean, female human stalking me.
  10. Banned for needing elaboration to understand.
  11. 1306 - Before the high altar of Greyfriars Church in Dumfries, Robert the Bruce murdered John Comyn, his leading political rival sparking revolution in the Scottish Wars of Independence.
  12. Granted, but immediately afterwards, it fucks you... Over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I wish I was a wish.
  13. Banned because it isn't.
  14. I meant what I said... Yay, an incorruptible wish! Granted, but you get drunk, and have a hangover all the way through it, making you get a perfect 0. I wish I had a wish that I had a wish that I had a wish.
  15. 1301 - Edward of Caernarvon (later King Edward II of England) becomes the first Prince of Wales.
  16. Banned because a friend of mine came in here drunk and told me to ban someone.
  17. Granted, but it goes right on through to the trash. (same thing happening to me) I wish I didn't.
  18. Easy to replace a screen, or attach an external... Muahahaha! All your porn are belong to me! Granted, but it starts back up a few seconds after it ends, and is far worse for the next quarter. I wish I wasn't damn dirt poor.
  19. Banned for not fueling my disturbing sex acts fetish.
  20. (I couldn't post a blank, so I added this line)
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