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BTGBullseye

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  1. YAY! I won! :lol:

     

    Hmmm... Give me a few to figure out one for you guys... :ugeek::mrgreen:

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    Because I was meaning a few months, not a few days...

     

    Ok...

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    Jeremy is the one on the right with the knife. The other guy is Bill.

     

    Bill won't stop trying to change the recipe while yaking about his wife/job/etc, and Jeremy wants Bill to just STFU. How is Jeremy going to get Bill to STFU?

  2. I like the Rep system. And ur just saying that cuz people don't like you :P

    People must either loathe or love me... I have the most rep points of anyone on the forum, but they're all negative... Rep doesn't matter much, but post/rep ratio does.

     

     

     

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  3. --the douchebag theory, By Bill.

    --hey girls do you remember that boy who teased you or laughed at you in school? then you came home crying to mommy and she says "hes only doing it because he likes you." its because of that mindfuck that women are attracted to the mean guy; or the douchebag. because at that young age the idea is drilled into your head. it makes you believe that the only man who can like you are the ones who treat you like shit.*

    and then the another side of it that drives me fucking crazy...

    your best friend who happens to be a guy; this poor schmuck has spent countless hours making you happy trying to be a true friend. and you never see him as more than a friend do you? but hey if he would've treated you like every other dumbass you dated then he would've had a shot right? but i understand, i really do. then you're surprised when your dumbass berates you, cheats on you or doesnt respect you; but again i understand; your so fucking hot that you can get any man you want right? yet your sights are consistently set on the asshole, but none of this is your fault its your mothers, your principle or any other person who wanted to make you stop crying by saying "if he teases you then he likes you" which by the way he didnt like you he was just an asshole..but i digress; my point? im tired of hearing women complain about how "i broke up with my boyfriend cause he was an asshole or he was cheating on me" (no fucking surprise right?) if you want a nice guy, you know its 9 outta 10 times that your best friend will be a better match for you than whomever you dated in the past.

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    this is a note i wrote on facebook when i was going through a depression phase and i really wanted to stab every woman i knew with a freaking pitchfork, it's my disambiguation of why woman can be...shallow, and why i hate the friend zone...it's kinda bugging me a little bit right now though, so i wanted to see what you guys thought of this..

     

    BTW i'm not depressed or unhappy right now, this is to just help people who might be bugged by the same thing, and not all woman are guilty of this behavior, but most are...

    I would +rep you, but I'm out of points... Long time good guy here.

     

    Hey! In this forum we obey the laws of thermodynamics, young men! Stop this nonsense about 0° Kelvin.

    I don't obey any laws I find inconvenient... Thermodynamics included!

  4. Last thing I had was a dead-egg cinnamon-pancake sandwich...

     

    Ingredients:

    • Krusteaz Pancake Mix (about 1 cup)
    • 2/3 cup water
    • 1/4 cup cream
    • 1 tsp cinnamon
    • 3 tbsp sugar
    • 4 large eggs
    • Kroger brand shredded pizza cheese
    • Heinz ketchup

     

    Mix the first 5 thoroughly, a few lumps will remain.

     

    Pour about 1/4 of the batter into a butter greased pan, and cook like a normal pancake until it is medium-dark brown on both sides. Repeat 3 more times.

     

    Cover 2 of the pancakes with the shredded cheese.

     

    Fry egg. Make sure to break the yolk and spread it moderately around the top of the egg. (this is what a dead-egg is) Salt and pepper it lightly.

     

    Put fried egg on the cheese covered pancake, then cover the egg with cheese and put another egg on top.

     

    Put another layer of cheese if you want, but then add ketchup, and put in microwave for 15 seconds on high.

     

    Cover with other pancake.

     

    Enjoy! Makes 2 sandwiches.

  5. Yes, your probably just creating false memories and placing them in your past.

    Didn't read my last post did you... I remembered it the day before it happened.

     

    Same thing happened this morning with the final section of DX:HR, arrived at the final area, (not telling you where that is, it's a spoiler) and promptly remembered the entire final sequence, and closing movie. Then I went and did the ending, no health loss, predicting the enemy appearances, laying mines in perfect spots to kill as much as possible...

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