BTGBullseye

UW6E3

This was the fucking chip for the game, so lets us all suck polite.

Banned for advertising two different games in your sig.

UW6E3

No I haven't, but I've seen one in action. You can't spew epic one-liners with a AK-47 in your hands... A boomstick on the other hand...

An AK-47 is better for after-kill epic one liners...

DXHR is only 4 days away!!!

Seems like you spilled cranberry juice all over yourself >

Doesn't look dark enough for cranberry... Maybe just had a red pen explode on him. (he is outside, and heat can do that)

Nothing, contemplating going back to bed again...

Deus Ex: Human Revolution OST

Had a big bowl of Linguine Alfredo, a glass of milk, and then a glass of Gatorade.

I got it from the first link too... Awesome episode for the worst area in the game... lol

Only the educated are free.

- Epictetus

You obviously haven't used an AK-47.

Banned for denying the truth.

I can't smile on photos I take myself. ._.

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/1702/img20110819150256.jpg

Black fingernails... Are you emo/goth?

Granted, but you loose all your other tools.

YAY!

I wish I had a grappling gun.

Granted. It misfires and shoots you in the head though.

I wish I had a replicator from Star Trek.

There's no way that that's more reliable than an AK-47.

Accursed Farms TF2 Dedicated Server

Banned for using a magnifier.

This is the new sentence for the game, so lets us all suck polite.

*pushes Srake away from the control panel*

- That's mine, quit screwing with the universe... I at least kept it down to the house's immediate area.

*restores last settings, then puts a set of lockout passwords in to prevent another incident*

- Actually, a spaceship isn't a bad idea...

*turns the house into the Prometheus from Star Trek*

- I call dibs on the Captain's quarters & command chair.

Granted, it is now 1 millimeter taller and no longer works.

I wish I had a working sonic screwdriver...

I have a Tardis, no one would f**k with me.

Tardis is non-military... Get a militarized one, then we'll talk.

 

 

This is all the militarization I need.

Eh, lightweight... Get a sonic drill...