BTGBullseye

Granted, the world is gone, but the rest of us extra-terrestrials will continue to corrupt your wishes.

I wish that corruption didn't exist anywhere in this universe.

Coordinated team. Coordination beats skill any day.

Now or later?

Unfortunately, most hacks will get you banned.

I have a Tardis, no one would f**k with me.

Tardis is non-military... Get a militarized one, then we'll talk.

Well okay. it doesn't hurt us unless it's supernatural so go right ahead. we get MLP episodes in the time between dead and resurrected anyways.

Trust me... The pain, you will feel it. It will be excruciating. You will never get used to it.

And is there any difference between "strange" weapons, and regular weapons?

Nah, we'll just resurrect. need to find more supernatural means.

Doesn't matter, killing you is the fun part... We just keep killing you until you stop being bronies. The longer that takes, the more ways we get to kill you.

I have perfect pitch in hearing only... I can detect even the slightest of pitch change, volume change, or even a timing alteration. (and remember it forever) I'm hopeless when reproducing the sounds/tunes/melodies though.

How to kill a brony...

1. Hit it with a 2x4 on the head really hard.
   
2. Shove a crowbar 6" up it's nostril.
   
3. Dip it in napalm, then throw it through a ring of fire.
   
4. Stake it to an Army Ant hill.
   
5. Give it lacerations, then dump it in shark infested waters.
   
6. Use it as a delivery system for implanted remote detonated explosives.
   
7. Give it 250 ibuprofen pills over 10 minutes.
   
8. Throw it into a live transformer. (one of the big ones that converts from the 20,000+ volts to 10,000ish)
   
9. Force it to watch Justin Beiber for 3 days straight.

Yay for on off topicness... Or is that off on topicness?

Doesn't matter... It's all good, except for those damn bronies.

perform a facepalm with my foot.

 

Wouldn't that be a faceheel?

What if it was with the ball of the foot, or the arch?

Faceball? Facearch?

Wondering whether people like Envimea and Raicuptra still lurk these forums.

Would be cool if they did...

I just finished my second run through AC:B, now I'm bored again... Trying to think of something interesting to do...

Regular washing and drying(yes, hair dryer) Use Conditioner, and after shower, I tie my hair off and hold it while i comb out the tangles. that way ti doesn't hurt.

 

And Aby, that's the first time I've ever gotten THAT response. usually I just get called either a hippie or John Lennon. But I guess with that lighting...

You should try combing it in the shower while you have suds in you hair, tends to remove tangles faster, easier, and painlessly... Seems to clean better too.

I'm guessing I'll be playing DXHR before episode 38 is released...

I hate seeing 20+ minute long credits sections that you can't bypass or accelerate...

New one...

It depends on if you're willing to basically devote your life to the game. I've heard some bad things about it and why it sucks, and a lot of the reasons are actually pretty sound, but seeing the game boxes and reading what's inside and watching videos, I'm already an addict and I've never even played the game! I would be playing if I had the finances.

It's really awesome when you have friends to play it with. Also, there are some places you can get the original vanilla version of WoW, and then play it on private servers... I want to do that...

Banned for thinking 'need' has anything to do with anything in this world.

*Talking to the girl*

- Hey gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? Have you seen my machine gun? They call it a "mini gun", but as you can see, it quite large... *winks*

*my girl flicks her wrist at J.C., and he goes flying off into the wall*

- Guess it's just my desire right now...

*she starts to massage my shoulders*

How do you guys manage all that hair? You know, the washing, drying and combing part? I have to get haircuts every 3 months or so, more than that and it gets really unmanageable (my hair grows quickly).

I use Axe Armor shampoo, and a comb while in the shower. I let it air dry. Never get any tangles...

And now...

...paper plates.

I too am a WoW addict. I ran out of money, or I'd still be playing.

What style of games do you like besides RPG and revolutionary war FPS? I can probly make a nice list of good games for you to be able to play.

Also, post your system specs so I know exactly what your system can, and can't run. (some old hardware can run new stuff, some new hardware can't even run old stuff) CPU-Z is a great program for getting your detailed system specs. (just post screenshots of each tab)

AC:B again... Now have 11 assassins (9 of which are level 10s, 2 are level 7), the second set of armor (working on the shop quest armor), and I'm done with all the other shop quests except the one for the Heavy Quiver.

Also did some BFBC2 last night, and got a laugh when people thought I was aimbotting.

Granted, but your allergic to tomato and dairy, so you can only eat the bread.

Num... Breadsticks from Pizza Hut...

I wish I had a top of the range laptop with a 3D screen that wasn't flat, I could use it, worked amazingly and I love it, and will continue to work forever, whilst keeping this wish uncorruptable.

Granted. The fact that 'uncorruptable' isn't in fact a real word allows the wished for computer to disappear from you seconds after you first turn it on.

I wish that all wishes were corrupted by a computer virus.