BTGBullseye

*looks at console*

- Ah, so that's what that switch is for...

*flicks the switch again*

- Now we all get our greatest desire... Here comes mine...

*watches contentedly as the sexiest girl imaginable sashays up to me*

0-p-874.

BF3 or MW3?

Banned for helping to loop a hole for someone.

Unfortunately, some idiots on BFBC2 just don't know that there really are people out there that are better than them.

Bad Idea: Not forcing Flyingamerboy to Google it for himself.

Like a chump.

Listen to classic rock...

I think that seeing whether he was resurrected or not would be proof enough.

So you'd wait 3 days after his death, without money, before the English language existed, in one of the most dangerous cities for different people, just to see if he got rezzed?

Get some gold or silver first, and make sure you're wearing some time-appropriate clothing.

perform a facepalm with my foot.

PICTURE NOW!

/b/ in a nutshell

I'm still laughing from last night when some idiot in BFBC2 with an aimbot kept trying to kill me more often than I killed him... He failed miserably, and I wasn't hacking either...

Then after I said "Quickscope FTW!" after killing one of his guys rushing me, they all said stuff like "go back to CoD noob"... Made me laugh even harder...

only because internet doesn't accommodate 2 extra 0's.

3 in my case... I'm old enough to truly be insane...

Tonight The World Dies - A7X

If I ripped out every strand of hair in your head and tied them together, It would stretch around the earth...

U jelly? erryone jelly o' mah hair.

My hair is almost as long, but thicker, and just a tad darker in color...

the winner is

 

 

Yep, now enjoy your cake!

YAY!

Genie from Aladdin. I want my three wishes damnit.

Why does everyone always fall back to the damn Disney cartoon? I want to meet the one from the original story, the one that granted infinite numbers of wishes, and had no limitations.

That would probly fall under the abortion thread... It's not exactly the same, but so similar to the actual discussion there as to make it fit.

Yeah, I'd probly be rather disturbed if you dreamed something sexual about me... If you ever do, consult a psychologist.

If you knew how my mind works with dreams, you wouldn't have made that statement.

What part? The psychologist, or the disturbing dream part?

I've been to psychologists before. They're easy to manipulate. Just switch to insane mode halfway through the session, then back to normal... They don't know what to do with you.

Banned for not reading the invisible rules that somebody makes up, and changes based on what they want at the time...

His Motorcycle seats two.

So does hers... One chick, one big ass rifle...

SCP-808

SEX!

I like songs with lyrics I can make out. If I wanted to hear a toneless screech-howl, I'd phone up my ex.

It does take a while to get used to the patterns, but once you do, the words are usually quite awesome. Even you could learn scream speak.

So this is what I missed in a day? Bronies are 20% bronier and my Minecraft account was nearly hacked? D:

Nearly hacked? That means my 4 year old nephew was trying one of the free hack programs he downloaded...

I should've provided him with one of the decent weak ones that I have; he'd have it if he did.