BTGBullseye

Kind of a paradox there sonnny boy. If "ponies are small horses", but "horses are better". You mean to say that horses are better than horses? No, he meant: 'Horses' > 'Small Horses'

Definitely.

Banned for not already knowing.

I dunno if I should be creeped out, excited, scared, or what. Yes, you should. On topic:

^^^ This. ^^^

Granted, but the first one you visit is World of Warcraft, you get killed, and someone camps your body while another guy camps the graveyard. I wish I had Pizza Hut pizza right now.

Buy a city full of nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends. If a law were passed that makes it illegal to have more than $10,000 total net worth...

Bad Idea: Explaining what a maxi pad is.

Unfortunately he edited it to remove it just because it was a positive improvement, and he apparently doesn't want that.

No. Would cause me to be switch to having asthma instead of just mild bronchitis. How many power strips (and surge protectors) and extension cords do you have in your house?

Doom 3. (it's better) Painball or airsoft?

Psychotic Ninja

^^^ This. ^^^

Fucking dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks pussy.

That's a good place/time to look to see if he was killed, but that's pretty much an established fact. What is really in debate is not whether he existed, or died in that way, but whether he really was the son of God.

...like a smart person. Be a chump...

YAY! I won! Hmmm... Give me a few to figure out one for you guys...

Did you know that my laptop outperforms 95% of all personal computers in the world? Did you know that my laptop outperforms 100% of all Macs ever?

*runs over to the console and tweaks the settings rapidly* - There, Psycho dude is back to eating his sleeve, and the corner is dry because it never got moistened. *points at the wet running down Psychotic Ninja's leg* - Now, do I need to add prison bars around Psychotic Ninja, or do you think hanging him out a window for a few hours will do the trick?

Most of mine are XXX-XXXXX girls... Even their names would probly be too graphic for this forum. All the rest are pretty standard... (John McClane from Die Hard, Indiana Jones and his father, everybody from any of the Star Trek movies, etc.)

Peace sucks, war rules!!!

Nightmare - A7X