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BTGBullseye

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  1. Banned for being correct.
  2. Mediocre girls... At least they're girls. A nymphomaniac sex slave or an A.I. that can design anything instantly and loves you?
  3. Dicks dicks will dicks dicks in dicks dicks dicks that dicks a dicks of dicks dicks fucking dicks.
  4. *looks at the console with an odd expression* - Well, looks like the house decided to beam up another person... I guess that would be expected since it's temporarily a Borg Sphere... *tweaks a few settings* - There, now the pizza is big enough for you to have some too.
  5. 18+, multiple times in rapid succession. (lots of lucid dreams for me) How big is your trash can?
  6. Fortunately, I'm not the one that's going to do any publicity stuff concerning it.
  7. Dicks dicks will dicks dicks in dicks dicks dicks that dicks a lot of weird dicks fucking dicks.
  8. You posted to a 403 forbidden pic.
  9. Granted, but you suddenly become unable to orgasm for the rest of your life. I wish I had more (non-mac) computers...
  10. Point at the US Constitution that I keep in my back pocket, then go back to what I was doing at the time. If you were instantly teleported 100 years into the future...
  11. Banned for being remorseful in this thread.
  12. - Hey, if you're going to keep on with all the metric size references, then I can just switch everything metric into imperial from the console here. *hovers hands over the console menacingly*
  13. Did you know that I didn't understand what you were talking about until I did a Google search for that 'word'?
  14. Fortunately my Dedicated Server held up to the stress of 10 players at once without significant slowdown, just a few small lagspikes.
  15. Dicks pies will shit dicks in dicks dicks dicks, that dicks a lot of weird dicks fucking dicks.
  16. Granted, they still don't heal on-fire engineers, but they don't bother trying to justify not doing it anymore. No, that 'A something something' guy... Don't even remember his name, that's how unimportant he is. I wish I had a true A.I. on my computer that loves me.
  17. Person = Barack Obama. Show = State of the Union Address. Do you use glass, ceramic, plastic, or paper plates?
  18. Wonder why I had an idiot of that caliber designated as 'girlfriend'... It reflects poorly on my character. If time stood still for you for 1 week...
  19. Heavy. Deus Ex: Human Revolution or GTA4 + GTA 3 + GTA:SA?
  20. Did you know that 'verp' is not a real word, but is in fact a recent slang term?
  21. Who needs the BLOGOSPHERE when you have a city full of mind controlled nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends all to yourself?
  22. Fortunately, yes you did.
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