BTGBullseye

Going to bed. Had a lot of fun making my new signature, but I better get to sleep now or I won't be of much use tomorrow. See ya!

It looks good. Now when are you going to fight me? (don't forget, I hack)

Right now I'm just trying to figure out why I feel like there's something I should be doing, even though I know I have nothing needing to be done till Friday...

Also, I have a rather odd knack for remembering the most pointless of fact and concepts, but never names.

Isn't that the way it is for all geniuses?

I thought of a few more...

I can hike through extremely rough forest terrain with a 100lb+ pack indefinitely.

I am a natural with guns, and very proficient with a bow.

I naturally notice good sniping spots everywhere, and the innumerable holes in federal security at airports.

I can make things that shouldn't be able to work, work. (my old car, with a quarter-inch hole in the radiator, just a minor example)

I can annoy people on forums very rapidly when I want to, without breaking forum rules.

Every girl I have become friends with (hundreds) have either outright asked at some point for "sexytimes" (as Doom so delicately put it) or been obviously willing, yet I have not left my virgin status behind.

Saliva...

Tron Legacy OST

BTG, when my computer comes back from repair, I'll send you any duplicate items I have.

I don't have a premium account, I can't send or receive any items.

I'm not going to post my glitch finds since inevitably someone will go use them in a multiplayer game, then blame me for their bans.

I feel like I'm howling into the wind, but I'll say ONCE again: a lot of Mac users use PC mouses on their Macs. FIND A BETTER ARGUMENT.

I have 2 options, if they aren't of the kind that is only capable of using a one button mouse, then they are ignorant.

Now for my on topic post:

 

MMO's with 1 class that needs no skill to play yet beats out pretty much anyone else. *cough*FERAL DRUIDS*cough*

I can and have beaten a better equipped Feral Druid with my Hunter. It was close though, and I had to use all my tricks to keep him off me while my OP cat ate him to death...

is it possible to rig some kind of full customization? like me being able to change the background color of the forum, text color, link colors, etc. and the changes only appearing for my profile?

It's possible. It's actually quite common on most forums.

63. When you're less than 700 posts away from the #1 poster, and rapidly gaining...

Ok, I have one that I can't seem to remember where I heard it... It sounds to me almost like it might be from the new Tron, but it isn't. (I have the soundtrack)

It sounds almost like an electronica or techno song... This is similar to what I'm thinking of:

Here is a modified recording of me humming the tune... (I tried to get it as close to what I remember as possible) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB-zXtwKbqY

I make trainers for beta pre-release games...

I drive strategically...

I am a sculptor...

I am a semi-pro sound guy...

I appreciate art and music...

I can get past most security systems (physical and digital) without much trouble...

P.D.Q. Bach (Peter Schickele) - "New horizons in music appreciation":

Granted. On your finals you get a perfect score, and everyone else fails miserably. You then die, and everyone shows up at your funeral just to spite you. (you just said popular, there is such a thing as being popular in a bad way)

I wish the rest of the world would get better.

Wonder how he could fit inside a laptop.

If your computer suddenly had only as much processing power as a calculator...

Fav. color!

[_] Red = loud

[_] Green = stupid

[X] None = freaky beast

[_] Orange = gorgeous

[_] Yellow = innocent

[_] Purple = a little too happy

[_] Black = emo

[_] Brown = funny

[_] Gray = skanky

[_] Pink = preppy

[_] Blue = sweaty

[_] White = sexy

[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[_] Shorts = cutie

[_] Skirt/skort = skank

[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

[_] Ripped jeans = emo

[_] Cammo = cage fighter

[_] Jeans = prep

[_] Cargo = clown

[_] Sweats = athlete

[_] Boxers = brat

[_] Booty shorts = female

[_] Capris = Gangster

[_] Nothing = hoe

[_] Dickies = weirdo

[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[X] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[_] Blonde = with a broken heart

[_] Black = with a sexy smile

[_] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[_] Red = that likes to have fun

[_] Brown = who loves to be different

[X] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

[_] Bald = with herpes

[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[_] 1 = who ate

[_] 2 = who needed

[_] 3 = who killed

[_] 4 = who shot

[X] 5 = who killed

[_] 6 = who smoked with

[_] 7 = who farted on

[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[_] 10 = who cuddled with

[_] 11 = who slept with

[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[_] 01 = a french fry

[_] 02 = a dog

[_] 03 = a shoe

[_] 04 = a toothbrush

[_] 05 = Santa Claus

[_] 06 = The Trojan man

[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[_] 08 = a prostitute

[_] 09 = a porn star

[X] 10 = a bag of weed

[_] 11 = a lover

[_] 12 = a glass of milk

[_] 13 = a horse

[_] 14 = a lesbian

[_] 15 = Michael Jackson

[_] 16 = a pickle

[_] 17 = a jew

[_] 18 = a condom

[_] 19 = an orange

[_] 20 = a dildo

[_] 21 = a homeless guy

[_] 22 = a whore

[_] 23 = my crush

[_] 24 = an easter egg

[_] 25 = a jar of honey

[_] 26 = a homo

[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[_] 28 = the kool-aid man

[_] 29 = a stripper

[_] 30 = Paris Hilton

[_] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[X] White = because I love marijuana

[_] Black = because im sexy as hell

[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[_] Purple = because I'm gay

[_] Gray = because I got dared

[_] Other = because that's how I roll

[_] Green = because I'm good in bed

[_] Orange = because I smoke crack

[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[_] Brown = because I had to

Apparently I am now a freaky beast sex addict with sexy eyes who killed a bag of weed because I love marijuana.

Interesting...

Yes? Please?

P.D.Q. Bach or other classical music?

Who needs a nymphomaniac GF when you've got a nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriend?

- Well, you know how the house looks like a giant pirate ship now? Yeah, I'm doing the same thing to Srake...

Granted. You are able to perform such a feat, but every gun that you fire has an explosive breach failure.

I wish I could do stuff better than I already can.

Did you know that Windows Update crashes a Source dedicated server?

Preparing to slaughter everyone who ever thought that they should make updates for Windows crash my dedicated server. This includes preparing for the court case afterwards... I could probly pull off an insanity plea if I tried to eat my own left hand right?

STEAM + WINDOWS UPDATE SUCKS!!!

It crashed my damn dedicated server. I'm going to go kill them now. Anyone else up for a little insanity plea for a mass murdering charge?

I also don't know why the would continue to update an old engine rather than just release a new one.

Because it costs like 1/10,000,000th to upgrade than it does to start a new one from scratch.

But yes, I do agree that the UT3 based games all feel the same.

Maybe he's saying it's just not funny because I made the same joke twice? But it's even less funny because now it's a pun?

Seems funny to me...