BTGBullseye

- Fine, I'll give them back, but no more alien invasions today. Try something a little less horrific, like a zombie invasion, or the invasion of the commies...

Damn sunny days... So depressing... Makes me want to go torture someone...

Feel sorry for you having to watch a wwe show

Have to admit though, it is impressive choreography.

Trying to find interesting stuff to keep me awake for another 3-5 hours so I can get back to a regular sleep schedule...

Welcome To The Machine - Pink Floyd

DICK!!!!

I just realized my post count just surpassed 4000...

Only 750 posts for me to catch up to you... Congrats.

"Only" yes.

Used to be in the 1500 range... I'm gaining.

mmhmm...do you wanna teach me about proper sentence structure? perhaps i need a lesson on how to manually breath?! i got your point on paragraphs, but capitalizing the beginning of every one of those sentences is not going to tell the damn story any better. besides i dont believe i requested a peer edit, and i sure as hell dont need implications of me being dumb on an internet forum.

Wow, 2 on the same forum... First beefman62, now billyludwick. Nobody on the internet can take an obvious joke.

Is there any particular server where people tend to gather? I could post the IP of the server I pay for if anyone's interested, although it is only 16 slots (and based in the UK, and I gather most people here are from the other side of the pond, so to speak). If there's several servers we could have the IPs all in the first post and have events organised around them.

I'm located in the midwest, but I get better pings to the UK than I get to the west coast.

Right, fixed, use more exclamation points next time, i dont think you were Fucking clear enough!

OK!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO CAPITALIZE TOO!!!!!!!

Banned for not playing a game while posting, while eating, while listening to music, while reading a book, while dealing with 2 young nephews.

- Quit doing that... You're scaring the children. *takes away Figunaye's toy ray guns for a bit*

Who needs CAPS LOCK when you have weaponized sex?

Steve walks up behind Eddie, and does a non-lethal takedown from Deus Ex: Human Revolution. (Steve is a fan of the game, and has it on preorder)

After that, he sneaks up behind Dimitri and does the same.

Net result, two non-lethal takedowns at 50XP each, Steve levels up and takes the noodles.

Did you know that it's difficult to get a job after being convicted of arson?

Did you know that it's easier to get a job after a felony conviction than it is to get a job if you have effectively no work history at age 21+?

And God knows how long that'll take

Of course he does, he knows everything.

I already told you, I vote to kill everyone but me, so start killing already!

Bad Idea: Not using punctuation marks, as Flyingamerboy does.

Can we please stop talking about how Flyingamerboy doesn't know how to use punctuation?

Nothing different than I am now.

If every song forced everyone within earshot to feel the emotion contained in the song...

Unfortunately you don't seem to know how to use punctuation.

18th pic when I searched for "interesting"...

I GOT A FILLING TODAY. THE NITROUS OXIDE MADE ME NERVOUS AND DIDN'T MAKE ME LAUGH. ORTHODONTIST FAIL.

 

NITROUS OXIDE, Y U NO MAKE ME LAUGH AND NOT FEEL NERVOUS AND BECOME LUCID SOMEHOW?

Damn stuff just makes me dizzy. I start gasping too since I feel like I can't breathe.

Novocaine is worse though... Pain from the injection, then it numbs everything but my teeth and gums. All my nerves are in the wrong places.

sigh

I hear ya...

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,

I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,

And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.