BTGBullseye

LIKE ME! LIKE A BOSS!

Self inflict wounds...

A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd Into Submission) - Simon & Garfunkel

On my birthday

Happy birthday!

Have you matured any, or are you still a pony lover?

It's impossible to be 100% Brony and still be considered sane (no offense, ABG and blightmare ).

Or even the good kind of insane for that matter.

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds [on the ship's intercom]

"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."

I don't wanna explode.

- Jayne Cobb

The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - Simon & Garfunkel

You forgot the option of: "What game are you talking about?"

World of Warcraft.

Was boring until I met some friends and started questing with them. Still is boring without friends.

I'd most likely vote for you under normal circumstances (sorry, J.C. and Doom Shepherd ) but you're a Brony right now.. which means you only have one goal: indoctrination.

I can't vote for you... for now.

Abnormal is where the Sons of Norton party shines! Vote for us in these abnormal times!

Banned for +repping someone, and not -repping me at the same time.

Use chainsaw to try and cut a way in; be careful not to cut any wires.

Bad Idea: Getting on my bad side.

Did you know that I probly have the highest IQ of anyone on these forums?

LIKE A JANITOR!

Tell a terrible joke...

Yellow monkies will shit sharks in some filthy water, that oversees a lot of weird dumb fucking robots.

WHY GOD?!?!? Why is nobody blaming me?!?

Am I trying too hard, or not hard enough?

Vodka. Unless you roll Everclear in with the whiskey side...

256GB Solid State Drive + 1TB HDD or 8TB Raid Array (4x 2TB Regular Hard Drives)?

Be a god with a harem of boob-adjustable sex slaves, among other things.

If I had godlike power...

Going to bed after a few more posts...

Shoot, that's nothin'. Ever read "I have no mouth and I must scream"?

 

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

A great short IMO. Was my first exposure to literary sex...

I think that story might have permanently tainted my kinks.

Echoes - Pink Floyd

I could listen to this on constant replay for days on end...

There are some games that I wish I could live in, just for the beautiful scenery that I'd never tire of.

Oh, and because of the ease of money gathering...

I don't like voice chat myself. Everyone always says I sound like a drunk stoner on LSD....