BTGBullseye

Maybe. I just don't wan't this thread to derail. We're here to tell jokes, not rip each other's throats out.

You're the only one taking it off topic right now...

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

Did you know that it's probly not the color that pisses them off so much as it being an idiot waving some flag in it's face?

I have an odd feeling that sometime in the future. there's gonna be a similar thread here. and it's going to turn out the same way.

What? Off topic, and me winning? I agree.

I know English, and alittle Spanish.

This.

I want to learn Russian and Japanese. (don't bother posting resources for them for me, I have many at my disposal already)

Say 'yay' with this face:

If you were stuck in a dinghy at sea, and had the choice of one day and night of consequence-less sex with your perfect mate then dying, or not having sex and getting saved...

So, if I were to say, "I'm gonna eat me some bananies," you'd have no clue what I was talking about, right?

I can honestly answer with a 'yes'.

That's what you think...

Barack Obama.

George Bush's second term.

Both true...

Please refrain from posting any political jokes that may entice arguments.

Why? Isn't that about the only thing that's interesting about politics, the arguments about the true jokes?

South Dakota: B-1 Bombers...

Mark my words, the EU is eventually going to try and take over the world.

I'm voting for the MKV format... Better flexibility in what it can do.

As for a mic, this is the best budget one I can find: Logitech 980186-0403 Silver USB Desktop Microphone

I am most certainly not a guru of conversions, but I have done a few experimentals for use with portable devices, lower-end computers, and regular DVD players... Only thing I can really say as a piece of advice: Don't limit yourself to H.264 compression, there is a surprising number of devices (portable and not) that will fry themselves when presented with having to decode it.

I think it's not our business to deal with this. Machinima.com will probably file a complaint if the user has broken any copyright laws.

Yup. If the owners of the copyrighted materials don't worry about it, then they obviously don't think it's wrong.

I've built computers from scratch several times... Only laptops are difficult to mess with yourself.

What do you consider 'ordinary' games, and 'graphical wonders'?

The design I did will allow you to play any game currently out at minimum settings with 30 FPS or better. I did not design a system I would ever consider for gaming myself, this is scraping the bottom of the pile here.

Barack Obama.

Japanese... I can actually eat most of their veggies, and enjoy the flavor & texture.

Surround sound with 2d video or 3d video with stereo audio?

Fortunately the rest of us have an infinite imagination.

Good Idea: Go outside armed with only a BB gun when I'm hunting you with this:

I say that every time I see Obama's picture anywhere... I need to print up stickers so I can put them on all of those Obama things...

Banned for not banning him for being a troll.

Fortunately the games already here are entertaining already.

I think you probly should've used a different song though.

Halo. It doesn't suck as much.

Dead-egg sammich or egg McMuffin?

Good Idea: Ignore most of the gun safety class.

If you say so... Doesn't mean anything though since 99% of all topics in the FFA section go off topic every other post.