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Then my design is a perfect fit for you. Here are a few ok guides to start the process: Install the motherboard and CPU Install your RAM Install the hard drive and DVD drive Don't hesitate to ask here for help...

True, but not in this generation. So why not chill for the time being:) My guess is less than 30 years before they mobilize...

Who needs "And Now for Something Completely Different" when you can have the entirety of Monty Python?

Banned for continuing to say he's right.

Can't I have both? (used to have 3-5 dogs, 2 outdoor pet cats, and up to 8 wild cats) 13 or 17?

I'm in the story, winning a lot of cash at the poker table... I'm fine with just sitting there eating, drinking, and not gambling. I don't care enough to look for the million, but I'm immune to most forms of poison and can survive what would kill normal people. Keep those points in mind when continuing the story.

Banned for saying he's right.

Unfortunately you might not live to make your next post.

Good Idea: Posting that you have ideas even if you really don't.

I'd press backspace three times... If this forum didn't exist...

Why thank you.

You're the only one taking it off topic right now... A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

Did you know that it's probly not the color that pisses them off so much as it being an idiot waving some flag in it's face?

What? Off topic, and me winning? I agree.

This. I want to learn Russian and Japanese. (don't bother posting resources for them for me, I have many at my disposal already)

Say 'yay' with this face: If you were stuck in a dinghy at sea, and had the choice of one day and night of consequence-less sex with your perfect mate then dying, or not having sex and getting saved...

I can honestly answer with a 'yes'.

That's what you think...

Both true... Why? Isn't that about the only thing that's interesting about politics, the arguments about the true jokes?

South Dakota: B-1 Bombers...

Mark my words, the EU is eventually going to try and take over the world.

I'm voting for the MKV format... Better flexibility in what it can do. As for a mic, this is the best budget one I can find: Logitech 980186-0403 Silver USB Desktop Microphone I am most certainly not a guru of conversions, but I have done a few experimentals for use with portable devices, lower-end computers, and regular DVD players... Only thing I can really say as a piece of advice: Don't limit yourself to H.264 compression, there is a surprising number of devices (portable and not) that will fry themselves when presented with having to decode it.