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Sounds like there are people here that would do roleplaying on the forum if given the chance... Maybe we should have a "Roleplay" section here then...

Going to try and stay awake for a full 48 hours again so I can once again be awake during the day instead of my default nocturnal tendencies... That means you are in the same time zone as me... Cool.

And a rep for you! If I lie and pretend to like it, will you give me -rep?

The Asylum - Disturbed Just finished, I fast forwarded to: The Animal - Disturbed

God of Death... A.K.A. Anubis.

http://thisgamesux.net/vb/ It may be a "hack" site, but it does have a section for programming, and hackers are the epitome of professional programmers. They can link you to resources seldom used, but very useful. They can also help you debug code if you want. This is another site to try out... http://www.gamedeception.net/content/ (another "hack" site, but some of the best programming/debugging stuff available on the net is there)

Unfortunately this thread has become the same as the "three word story" in that it has ceased being able to make any sense, and is therefore no longer going to have me in it until it returns to something that vaguely conforms to reality.

Hot, dry, dusty, partly cloudy... The worst weather imaginable.

DNF. 1972 Zenith Allegro sound system or some other equivalent priced speaker set? (I'm just going to keep asking until someone answers)

Did you know that eating anti-foaming agents is dangerous? Also: Yes I did know that, and considering that Tribes 2 used mostly procedural generation, it was the first really good example of what procedural generation was capable of.

Yeah, I noticed that too... It seems to ignore it if it has an "Is your character a girl?" question.

So similar to me... I really hate workaholics though, they always seem to put me down because I get bored with work that they find "extremely intellectually satisfying". I'm sorry, but physical labor/filing documents/imputing information into a database does nothing for my mental restlessness.

The only gaming magazine I've read was PC Gamer. Wasn't saying anything important about anything. PC Magazine (not PC Gamer) had more stuff important to a true gamer. I don't bother reading stuff from these "gaming" magazines or sites anymore since 90% of the time I disagree with their ratings of games, and 100% of the time they tell me nothing about the game itself that I don't get from the front page of the game's website.

The console stopped being awesome after the N64. Then the only good consoles were the Xbox, PS1, Xbox 360, and PS3. (in that order) The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past The best game ever released for consoles.

Adam Jensen (the new protagonist in Deus Ex: Human Revolution): Gordon Freeman: Can't think of any others right off the top of my head... I'll probly post more later on as I think of them.

With one of the preorder packages or not? If it is one of the preorder packages, which?

You just don't understand trans-universal physics at all do you...

From Blue Streak? (Translation: "The Cat is in my pants.", or innuendo translation: "I have a huge dick.") I have a very basic understanding of Spanish... Given a little time, and maybe a dictionary, I can translate most written Spanish. Spoken I'm quite rusty in, but combine the little I do understand with body language, (which I seem to be fluent in) and I can get the message...

And that's part of the reason I'm actually looking forward to ME3... They were the only other Machinima that I liked besides Ross Scott.

Because their books are historical as well for the most part, just not as complete, or as well backed by outside sources.

Did you know that these posts don't make me think at all?

Banned for not using punctuation.

Mom's Special Brownie Recipe Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr., "No, no." Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail. Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation. Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialed call removed from bill. Measure 1 tsp. salt, ?? cup nuts and beat all ingredients well. Let cat out of refrigerator. Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan. Bake 25 minutes. Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away. FROSTING Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar, 1 oz unsweetened chocolate, 1/4 cup margarine Take the darn teddy bear out of the broiler and throw it away -- far away. Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr. had slipped out of the house and was heading down the street. Put Jr. in playpen. Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes. Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet. Remove burned brownies from oven. Collapse and call the baker for delivery. _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Client Confusion A FARMER went to see an attorney about getting a divorce, and the following discussion took place. Attorney: "Well, do you have grounds?" Farmer: "Yes, I have about 140 acres." Attorney: "No, you dont understand. Do you have a case?" Farmer: "No, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "You still dont understand. I mean, do you have a grudge?" Farmer: "Yes, sir--thats where I keep my John Deere." Attorney: "No, no! I mean do you have a suit?" Farmer: "Yes, sir--I wear it to church every Sunday." Attorney: "Well, does your wife beat you up?" Farmer: "No, sir. We both get up at 4:30." Attorney: "All right, all right. Let me put it this way. Why do you want a divorce?" Farmer: "Well, I never have been able to have a meaningful conversation with that woman." _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. Ed began by saying to his new lady friend that meant so much to him, "It's only fair to warn you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breath golf.... so if that's a problem, you'd better say so right now". "Well, since we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker." "I see," replied Ed, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off." _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Miss America In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time. "For example, he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood five feet one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's version of the contest?" The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up, "Not very well." "Why is that?" Asked the professor. "For one thing," the student said, "She'd be way too old." _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Shopping With Gramma A young boy went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked at the items she had purchased. He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "queen size." Excited, the boy turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look, Grandma! You wear the same size as your bed." _____________________________________________________________________________________________ Dad at the Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find dad staring at him every time. ; When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Fancy way of saying you fled, and are now checking to see if we removed the lasers...

Fortunately that topic will make just as much sense as this one does.