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BTGBullseye

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  1. Don't panic! I'm making a list.

    Is it going to be published in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? If not, why not?

     

    The Guide already mentions 'ponies'...

     

    Ponies - A group of semi-terrestrial equines that are suspected to be a mental conditioning hazard. Counter with hate, or manly things.
  2. And now the moment you've all been waiting for; the moment where we dump all of the candidates in to a ring and watch them fight it out between each other with sharp sticks. The winner faces the lions.

    Can we give our candidates custom sticks, or do they have to use provided ones?

     

    Also, facing lions is easy, what point is there in making someone turn towards a group of animals?

  3. You may have made your DEX save, but you seriously botched your WIS check.

    Huh?

     

    Being one of the extremely few humans EVER to have been in the immediately vicinity of a meteorite strike would have made you FAMOUS.

    Tell that to me when I was 6, and thought that it was just mildly interesting... I was more interested in the 67 Mustang that was driving by, then quickly switched to being interested in some computer thing, then something else... ADHD kinda makes extraordinary things seem very ordinary.

     

    A marble sized bit of debris actually hitting the ground (after surviving the trip through the atmosphere) would have made a visible crater. Not to mention the fact that during atmospheric entry it would have blazed like a motherf***er. (Almost all the meteoroids we see burning up as shooting stars are tiny, like particles of dust, and if it was the size of a marble when it hit the ground it would have been MUCH larger when it hit atmosphere.)

    In the sparsely populated farmlands in the southeastern corner of South Dakota, it's rare that someone actually looks up... Much less care about a significant meteor strike that doesn't directly affect them.

  4. Yes. (I mean, obviously I'm not gonna go for having a supporter also run against me, am I? You know what always happens in the movies... underling challenges leader, underling ends up in a pool of liquid-hot magma... :lol: )

    Quite. :D

     

    How about "King Nothing?" ;)

     

    As my Chief of staff, your duties would be fairly straightforward: Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their ponies. You have a free hand as to how to go about achieving those goals.

    Yay! I am King Nothing! :mrgreen:

     

    All enemies/ponies shall be tortured to death, then life, then death, then life, then held on the brink of death until such time as they embrace that age-old creed of "PONIES ARE MORONIC!", at which point they will all be put out of their moronic miseries. :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

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