BTGBullseye

I nominate Bullseye for his fair posts and record of negative reputation.

Thanks!

I'm just not up to the job of making a whole new party from scratch running on virtually the same platform as Doom Shepherd's though... Just vote for him, I'll be part of his party.

Didn't you nominate me? That would count. You could pick what office you'd prefer to hold. They're roughly equivalent to Chief of Staff, Department heads, and Activists, in that order.

 

(Or Witch-King of Angmar, other Nazgul, and Orcs.)

 

I don't have a VP, because would Sauron share power?

Hmmm... Which to pick... So similar are our goals, but with me being far more laid back about it... I guess the 'Chief of Staff' one, except the title would have to be something more like "Head Nobody", or "Master of Whatever"...

Banned for thinking I care.

 

Banned for making lolwut posts.

Banned for quoting.

The new colors just showed up for me... I like...

Mamattus clouds are a very good Pre-tornado sign. About as good a warning as when Zork tells you "You are likely to be eaten by a Grue."

True, but there's no point worrying about them until funnel clouds start showing. That's when it gets interesting...

NOTE: Our party is currently in need of Junior members, to be assigned the titles of Executive Major Scalawag, Vice Minions, and Glorified Henchmen. Apply within. Safety not guaranteed. All your base are belong to us.

Am I within enough to apply?

Banned for banning me for being banned by others for banning them.

Beats a Charger any day.

Banned for skipping to the post above the one immediately above yours.

he somehow knew to not touch them...strange

Would you touch the snot hanging from some unknown animal if you could help it?

Source, WoW, and Torque Game Engine. (Torque = Tribes 2)

I hate to see glitches/bugs that give advantages to anyone but me.

I also hate to see any error messages.

I'll tell you the stereotype I hear the most about my country after I finish eating my Big Mac.

Eew...

Whoppers are better, have more meat, and are more popular.

I don't know what the polymer is but I don't think it's normal plastic

Plastic is not more durable than cotton-fiber paper.

...

Banned for not being able to send the weather...

We need rain here.

Hello It's Me - Todd Rundgren

Plastic is not more durable than cotton-fiber paper.

Did you know that in a single second of sound played back on computers can contain more than 30,000 samples of audio information?

Did you know that the 30kbps bitrate you're mentioning is extremely low for any audio file?

Did you know that an uncompressed lossless audio file is called a "wave" file, and has the highest bitrate of all audio files?

Why would you move to an interior room on the lowest floor when it's just a severe thunderstorm, especially when it's not even tornadic?

Because weather forecasters aren't engineers, they don't know that buildings are designed to protect you with outer walls and ceilings from most forms of severe weather.

Banned for not sending the severe weather out so it can hit me.

We also have:

Neo...

*He thinks he's in the Matrix, but it's actually reality he's bending. He also thinks ponies are the new agent versions.*

Sam Neil...

*He returned from hell just to help us fight the ponies.*

Gabe Law, and Gabriel Yulaw...

*Both put aside their similarities just to fight these moronic equines.*

We win.

Did you know that I could destroy the hardware in all of your computers from where I'm sitting in less then 20 seconds?

Did you know that Macs are far easier to destroy in this manner than any other type of computer?

I hereby pronounce you winner!

Congratulations!

Dangerous Type - The Cars