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Here.

I like that he'll probably never come close to knocking me off my comfortable lead in post count.

"That guy"

*sniffing* Smells like smoke... Oh, hey, that's just you. *The Mask voice* Smokin'!

What are those?

Avenged Sevenfold or System of a Down?

A day in the life of a convict under house arrest watching his neighbor. It's a "thriller", but there is no death, no murders, and nothing really happens, it's just set up to make you think there is or will be.

Blade.

I'll take Hitler's slot... Me in his spot, no invasions, no persecutions, no concentration camps. I'd be a great ally against Stalin by the time he shows his true colors. Invention of nukes, advanced rocketry, and so on... It'd be nice.

What game would you want if you could only play one video game ever for the rest of your very long life?

A game about quickly and quietly tagging things/people without getting caught. Lots of parkour.

Borderlands.

This is what it's like to chew 5 gum.

Well, I have a new one partly related to my last one. Been trying out the newest x-pack on WoW since it was a gift. I started off reluctant to do any of the "3 or more players recommended" quests due to my experience back when I stopped playing last. So I was just going along questing, and looking for rares to tame for my hunter pets, and I see one of my quests ding... I didn't have a quest in that area tracked, but when I looked, it was one of those "3 player" quests. I had accidentally, without even noticing, eaten my way through a level 120 elite when I was level 110 with moderate quality equip.

Damn it feels good to have my hunter's PvE combat capabilities back from before WotLK.

Well, I got a 2 month WoW subscription and latest x-pack gifted to me, so I've been playing that... As painful as it is for me to say, it's the best it's been since they got rid of the vanilla specialization system. (WotLK era)

That's sad.

Do the previous both at the same time (or as best as humanly possible) while jogging backwards toward the blast doors.

Say "beep boop beep" in monotone.

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And I mean it!

A bunch of reservists get mistakenly sent to a town named Paradise, with the express instructions of "eliminate all resistance".

Extinction.

A documentary about a guy that's trying to sue the entire world over something that is entirely his own fault.

Total Recall.

boop

Chuck.

Hop, skip, and jump away from the direction of the sun.

Yeah, that's just because Wikipedia doesn't find that to be a noteworthy category system. It's not that it can't do it, just that it's not a popular method.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2018/11/expanded-dmca-exemption-video-game-preservation-grants-small-victory-amidst

Yes. All of those.

Sounds like you're looking for a Wiki on games...

While I do agree that those would be the first thing people would want to make, and a lot of people would want to do that, there are those of us that do in fact prefer real-world living, provided we don't have to work to make that living.