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Biff.

...except with your eyes instead of your mouth.

EA buys developers specifically for the IP, not for the devs. They hate the devs. They can't legally murder them, so they push absurd deadlines and game destroying features just to have reason to fire them. (this is a paraphrase of what an ex-EA dev told me a while back, just before he went to work for Blizzard) Honestly, I couldn't give two shits about BioWare as a group anymore. The devs just need to leave, and do something outside of EA. New IP is better than letting EA destroy them as humans, and milk the fanbase for every last penny. Just like Westwood... Who cares? They went and made Petroglyph when EA killed them. (Star Wars: Empire At War, 8-Bit Armies/Hordes, Forged Battalion, etc.)

As another WoW story that I forgot until recently... I once convinced a PvP super raid (two coordinated 40-man raid groups) to skip the normal PvP target of Orgrimmar and instead go after all the boats and airships in Azeroth. We completely took over all of the Horde transportation systems, and gave away 1g to each passenger for over an hour. This was back in the Burning Crusade days, so giving out gold on that scale was no small thing, especially considering the time and effort it took to mail all that gold with Horde alts. Since this was after I had already made a name for myself on that server, when some of the group complained that they weren't doing what was planned, I got blamed, and they retracted their complaint. (if I was the one suggesting it, it must've been a good idea) Now, I can't even get a full dungeon group together.

Buggs.

Yes. Am I weird for thinking that consoles are redundant when you already have a PC?

Incorrect at this time... I have fish. Lots of fish. TPBM will comment about my comment, and possibly about me.

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Here.

I like that he'll probably never come close to knocking me off my comfortable lead in post count.

"That guy"

*sniffing* Smells like smoke... Oh, hey, that's just you. *The Mask voice* Smokin'!

What are those? Avenged Sevenfold or System of a Down?

A day in the life of a convict under house arrest watching his neighbor. It's a "thriller", but there is no death, no murders, and nothing really happens, it's just set up to make you think there is or will be. Blade.

I'll take Hitler's slot... Me in his spot, no invasions, no persecutions, no concentration camps. I'd be a great ally against Stalin by the time he shows his true colors. Invention of nukes, advanced rocketry, and so on... It'd be nice. What game would you want if you could only play one video game ever for the rest of your very long life?

A game about quickly and quietly tagging things/people without getting caught. Lots of parkour. Borderlands.

This is what it's like to chew 5 gum.

Well, I have a new one partly related to my last one. Been trying out the newest x-pack on WoW since it was a gift. I started off reluctant to do any of the "3 or more players recommended" quests due to my experience back when I stopped playing last. So I was just going along questing, and looking for rares to tame for my hunter pets, and I see one of my quests ding... I didn't have a quest in that area tracked, but when I looked, it was one of those "3 player" quests. I had accidentally, without even noticing, eaten my way through a level 120 elite when I was level 110 with moderate quality equip. Damn it feels good to have my hunter's PvE combat capabilities back from before WotLK.

Well, I got a 2 month WoW subscription and latest x-pack gifted to me, so I've been playing that... As painful as it is for me to say, it's the best it's been since they got rid of the vanilla specialization system. (WotLK era)

That's sad.

Do the previous both at the same time (or as best as humanly possible) while jogging backwards toward the blast doors.

Say "beep boop beep" in monotone.

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A bunch of reservists get mistakenly sent to a town named Paradise, with the express instructions of "eliminate all resistance". Extinction.

A documentary about a guy that's trying to sue the entire world over something that is entirely his own fault. Total Recall.