Blightmare

Sweet. Jumping. Chili beans.

Watching "The Color Purple"

This movie is kinda depressing. :S

 

Some puzzle makers just want to watch the world burn.

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WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAAAAAA-AH-AH-AH

my problem with this particular teaser is it just that. teasing. nowhere near enough information to spoil anything but it just leaves me with wanting to no more.

well played hasbro. >_>

Saw the chair in half. Two halves make a *hole*. Climb out the hole.

 

And You basically got it. He dropped the egg 3 ft. But he was standing much higher tyan 3 ft. Off the ground, so it still broke, but it did fall 3 ft without breaking.

Wrong! All that was in the box was the chare and the saw, I nevere said you were in it.

I still think his answer was 1000 times more clever lol.

Lol Matt Smith is so much better.

 

Amd Rarity, I know it's a show reference, but I thought you were making a joke about everything Whooves saying being sexual. So like, it wouldn't work on wood (aka jerk him off).

Tennat doctor: The one who hides his pain behind a smile.

Smith Doctor: The monkey who trips over a chair and act's like he meant to do that.

Not to say smith is bad, he just plays a sillier, clumsier doctor. I still prefer Tennants portrayal though. Plus I think he looks so much better.

Kinda curious if they're gonna continue after Smith and if so who's gonna replace him.

Was that a penis joke, cuz I seriously couldn't tell.

no, actually, it was a reference to the show.

 

but thanks. now I'm gonna think dirty thoughts when tennant says "it doesn't work on wood."

I always think dirty thoughts when tennant says, dose, anything. He is the only man I would ever go gay for. And I am not afrade or ashamed to say that

Everyone's gay for Tennant.

Was that a penis joke, cuz I seriously couldn't tell.

no, actually, it was a reference to the show.

but thanks. now I'm gonna think dirty thoughts when tennant says "it doesn't work on wood."

I went ahead and changed the name of the thread. If you got a riddle, go ahead and post it.

remember, it doesn't work on wood.

"Broken condom style"

god damn it shiny...

Relaxing my mind and feeling like a boss after figuring out the trick in ProHypsters riddle. Thinking of getting an early breakfast.

I'm about to crank out 15 monopoly 10's and do this physical because the math in my head and on paper isn't adding up, but there's no way for 10 dollars to just disappear like that.

Edit:

I think I got it (monopoly money didn't help btw)

the 10 never went anywhere. in fact, the math in the original is wrong and we're trying to figure it out based off the wrong math. lets skip to the end:

you owe 150, have 30. pay someone the 30(doesn't matter who, actually), and you owe 120. IF you factor in the chocolate, you do not add it to the debt, but subtract it. because say you never bought the chocolate, that'd give you another 20 to pay back to someone. in the case of the riddle, which is implying that you gave that money to the friend, you'd owe 100 still, 50 to each. So nothing was lost. in fact, because the way they did the math, 40 in debt came out of absolutely nowhere. Well, 20, factoring in the actual chocolate purchase.

When I look back at the riddle, it words it as if you acquired 2 chocolates without paying for them, and lost 20 for an unstated reason, causing you to owe a third person 20. It also makes you think you have to reach 150 because that's how much you originally owed when in fact, you really owed 100, 120 including the chocolate you bought.

Clever way to play with the mind, actually.

You called?

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

 

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

 

HA-HA-HA

 

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

 

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

 

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

 

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

 

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

 

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

 

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

 

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

 

HEY

Dashing through the snow

on a pair of broken ski's

going over hills

crashing into trees

I'm not sure what went wrong, I know I should be dead

I woke up in the hospital with staples in my head!

experimenting with classes in MvM

That's possible, but given that some riddles generally sacrifice realism for metaphors, it could be anything.

Idunno. I guess I feel like that answer was too easy lol.

so, I recently just discovered this riddle saved on an old flash drive. This is from years ago and I don't remember what the answer was and I thought I'd pose the riddle to you guys to see if any of you can make sense of it. Probably not gonna be helpful since I can't confirm if any of the answers are right, but whatever, worth a shot.

"Lunar Eclipse In China," Read a headline newspaper you held in your hands. Another read "Positioning of Mercury and Venus As Well As Other Heavenly Bodies Offer Unobstructed view of Sun for Astrologists."

 

Why that was so special is not the question of the riddle, so don't bother.

 

You lean back on your cot on your personal island directly on the Equator. There was no wind, no clouds, no birds, no airplanes, no one else on the island-- nothing to disturb you.

 

How you managed to get that island is also not the question.

 

Out of sheer boredom, you decide to fold a piece of paper 50 times. By not only noon, but solar noon, you somehow managed to complete this task.

 

How you managed to complete the task, or where you got the paper, is not the question either.

 

You look at your work, turn away for one second to grab the phone to alert Guiness World Records of your achievement.

 

Why Guiness would listen to you is not important.

 

When you turn back, you look in horror that your paper that you had folded 50 times has disappeared.

 

Your Question: What happened to it?

Did you look this up, or did you just know that for some reason?

I'd known it for a while, since highschool science class when the teacher told us. I only gave that link to provide an explanation.

technically the human body is not supposed to be drinking milk after adulthood, so people with lactose intolerance are actually quite normal.

http://www.healthytheory.com/if-youre-lactose-intolerant-youre-normal

This forum's a guy? Shit...

 

Well, aside, I support the Rarity 2012 movement for overall overlord of the overseeing overwatch, especially after that amazing and brilliantly-executed victory over the heinous Jason Vorhees Ludwick. I mean, calling him a homosexual may have been the most mature and polite means of intelligent political debate I have ever seen. Well done, sire. You have my vote!

 

 

Guess who's the other motherfucker, Zach...

Yeah. Yeah I thought so.

that's a win if I ever saw one.

scuse me while I go sit on tallest chair in the house and smoke my bubble pipe of VICTORY.

and apology? I'm not familiar with this term.

"Hey, could you people get off topic? i'd hate to be forced to do something drastic. :)"