Blightmare

*Discovered the wikipedia page for "Wilhelm Scream" has an audio clip.*

Whelp. Fuck Guild Wars 2, I've found my fun for the next 6 months.

combing medusa off of my head. Fucking tangles....

Is there a reaction image that combines jealous rage with crushing loneliness and congratulations for a friend but with an undercurrent of disbelief?

best I could do.

It's the internets fault I associate DMX with cake rolls and engineers.

don't be an ass Francis.

Really, now you're leading ME on?! you're unbelievable, it doesn't help that yo- Get your damn FINGER out of your MOUTH when i'm speaking to you! and quit twisting the hair on your BEARD! I can't take myself seriously when i'm being shamelessly TITILLATED! damn you, i lost my train of thought...I'll probably just recommend some Ginger Ale or something...or Vodka. depends on what you have lying around, really.

 

tried some blood orange soda. Now I feel all BUBBLY inside. someone may need to CALM me down. Maybe if someone just POKES me with something LONG for a bit. You know, to get my EXCITED nerves to RELAX.

 

Okay...

 

 

500,000 Volt stun baton coming right up!

oh darling, jumping right into that stuff aren't yah?

Really, now you're leading ME on?! you're unbelievable, it doesn't help that yo- Get your damn FINGER out of your MOUTH when i'm speaking to you! and quit twisting the hair on your BEARD! I can't take myself seriously when i'm being shamelessly TITILLATED! damn you, i lost my train of thought...I'll probably just recommend some Ginger Ale or something...or Vodka. depends on what you have lying around, really.

tried some blood orange soda. Now I feel all BUBBLY inside. someone may need to CALM me down. Maybe if someone just POKES me with something LONG for a bit. You know, to get my EXCITED nerves to RELAX.

Possibly, but events have been set into motion (giggidy) and I'd appreciate it if you gave me a hand (giggidy)

Ubisoft makes my intelligence hurt.

but enough of that. Elephant garbanzo beans are intellectually raping my large intestines. some help please?

 

 

 

no fuck you

 

 

well that was a total "wtf" moment

boyfriend acquired.

Pics or didn't happen.

Yeah you would want those.

bisexual actually, but eh. details.

and your logic hurt my braincells.

exactly as it says.

boyfriend acquired.

I'm probably, once again, late with this, but fuck it anyways.

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original, innit?

laughing at that image. That's almost how I felt about that brownie too. unfortunately, I doubt an Irish pub would put anything like that in it.

about to leave to go donate blood.

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seriously? I mean really? I'm so getting that game.

wishing I had another one of those amazing fucking brownies I had earlier (with peanut butter and nutella cooked into them) and considering going to sleep before I drive an hour back just to buy another.

well me and my friends who know about it are still discussing this.

essentially, about a year or so ago, this guy had an affair with a 12 year old. his first excuse was that when he first started talking to her and started developing feelings, he didn't know she was underage(which would really just be a whole slap on the back of the hands thing and a "be more careful next time and don't do it again"). Now the thing is, that didn't stop him. He continued to talk to her and try and "set thing's up." I don't know how far this all went, but the fact that he says things like "well I got dirt on everyone so you can't snitch me out" tells us he went well beyond the threshold of legal. For now people have taken to calling him "pedobear" but I'm legitimately discussing with friends if we should really turn him in.

I really don't know the guy very well so I can't say if he's a bad person or not. I only know what everyone else knows, which is, surprisingly, what he himself told everyone.

Although I'd like him to fucking find dirt on me. To even TRY to find dirt on me. I pose that as a challenge to anyone I know irl. There's very few things I don't tell people about myself and there's no record other than my word that such things exist.

listening to a weird as shit song Fluttershy linked me lol

He probably wouldn't, but even if he did, there isn't much he can really do considering the crime.

Who downloads porn?

Proper question: Who PAYS for porn?