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Blightmare

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  1. On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads a mad doctor had produced in Singapore. They exploded, showering the world just how lame your grammar is. Grammar Nazis attacked, and ate our potatoes while singing a crappy poem written by Vogons. A globe appeared on the next episode and then disappeared before anyone could touch it. Suddenly a flaying ball of condoms crashed with Rarity standing by watching

  2. RAUUUUGH!!! I. HATE. CHRISTMAS. ADVERTISEMENTS. IN JULY. Fuck it. I hate all holiday/special ads. "Back to school sale!" IT'S FUCKING APRIL, DUMBASSES!!!!!

    I'll admit, I laughed at this. So true.

     

    As for my rant, if my dog doesn't shut up soon, I'm gonna make Cupcakes look tame. That is all.

  3. On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads a mad doctor had produced in Singapore. They exploded, showering the world just how lame your grammar is. Grammar Nazis attacked, and ate our potatoes while singing a crappy poem written by Vogons. A globe appeared on the next episode and then disappeared before anyone could touch it. Suddenly a flaying

  4. On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the apple pie of his mother's throbbing scout. It had many canker sores and RDX wads a mad doctor had produced in Singapore. They exploded, showering the world just how lame your grammar is. Grammar Nazis attacked, and ate our potatoes while singing a crappy poem written by Vogons. A globe appeared on the next episode and then disappeared before anyone could touch it. Suddenly a flaying ball of condoms

  5. How do people do these drawings? Do they use photoshop and drawing tablets? I don't get how they can make the shading and colors so perfect.

    If what I'm seeing in that picture is right, it was painted out with flat colors in photoshop and then he dodge/burned it to give it the 3D effect. Dodge being lightening and burn being darken.

     

    I don't see the normal brush strokes associated with full painting.

     

    Edit: also, Rainbow Dash Wut

  6. A biologist, an engineer and a mathematician were having coffee on the patio. Across the street they watched as two people walked into a house. A few minutes later, three people left the house and they started to discuss how that could've happened.

     

    Biologist: The two people copulated, reproduced and three people left the house.

     

    Engineer: That's wrong, our initial observation must have been erroneous.

     

    Mathematician: You're both wrong. If another person enters the house, it will be empty again.

    lol. Silly mathematician, that rule doesn't apply to real objects. XD

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