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Blightmare

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  1. Banned because this is a perfect example of how threads turn into pony discussions. -_-

     

    Pretty much why I don't like people posting ponies everywhere.

     

    Yes, but the thread is, technically, on topic due to the inclusion of "banned", so no rules broken.

     

    Banned because I was fully prepared to ban Epsilon for that statement but YOU'RE IN THE WAY!!!

  2. I'd say my only real talent is one I've never made much of and that's my ability to figure out just about any song on piano and Sax if left alone for a while. I can always tell when a not is note right and when it is.

     

    Aside from that, would have to be a "building" aspect. took a sculpting class a few quarters ago, and on the last day of the quarter, the instructor took me aside and told me that while my drawing was nothing special, in the past 2 years there, there had only been 2 others beside me to correctly sculpt human proportions. Not to mention, I'm 20 years old and still cranking out color matched and technologically advanced looking Lego models from my 50000 pieces. XD

  3. I'm a/an...

     

    Fav. color!

    [_] Red = loud

    [X] Green = stupid

    [_] None = freaky beast

    [_] Orange = gorgeous

    [_] Yellow = innocent

    [_] Purple = a little too happy

    [_] Black = emo

    [_] Brown = funny

    [_] Gray = skanky

    [_] Pink = preppy

    [_] Blue = sweaty

    [_] White = sexy

    [_] Other = hot

     

    What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

    [X] Shorts = cutie

    [_] Skirt/skort = skank

    [_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

    [_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

    [_] Ripped jeans = emo

    [_] Cammo = cage fighter

    [_] Jeans = prep

    [_] Cargo = clown

    [_] Sweats = athlete

    [_] Boxers = brat

    [_] Booty shorts = female

    [_] Capris = Gangster

    [_] Nothing = hoe

    [_] Dickies = weirdo

    [_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

    [_] Other = sex addict

     

    What is your natural hair color?

    [_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

    [_] Blonde = with a broken heart

    [_] Black = with a sexy smile

    [_] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

    [_] Red = that likes to have fun

    [_] Brown = who loves to be different

    [X] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

    [_] Bald = with herpes

    [_] Other = with a nice ass

     

    Pick the month you were born on:

    [X] 1 = who ate

    [_] 2 = who needed

    [_] 3 = who killed

    [_] 4 = who shot

    [_] 5 = who killed

    [_] 6 = who smoked with

    [_] 7 = who farted on

    [_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

    [_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

    [_] 10 = who cuddled with

    [_] 11 = who slept with

    [_] 12 = who ran naked with

     

    Pick the day you were born on:

    [_] 01 = a french fry

    [_] 02 = a dog

    [_] 03 = a shoe

    [_] 04 = a toothbrush

    [_] 05 = Santa Claus

    [_] 06 = The Trojan man

    [_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

    [_] 08 = a prostitute

    [_] 09 = a porn star

    [_] 10 = a bag of weed

    [_] 11 = a lover

    [_] 12 = a glass of milk

    [_] 13 = a horse

    [_] 14 = a lesbian

    [_] 15 = Michael Jackson

    [_] 16 = a pickle

    [_] 17 = a jew

    [_] 18 = a condom

    [_] 19 = an orange

    [_] 20 = a dildo

    [_] 21 = a homeless guy

    [_] 22 = a whore

    [_] 23 = my crush

    [_] 24 = an easter egg

    [_] 25 = a jar of honey

    [_] 26 = a homo

    [X] 27 = a bowl of cereal

    [_] 28 = the kool-aid man

    [_] 29 = a stripper

    [_] 30 = Paris Hilton

    [_] 31 = YOUR MOM

     

    Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

    [_] White = because I love marijuana

    [X] Black = because im sexy as hell

    [_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

    [_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

    [_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

    [_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

    [_] Purple = because I'm gay

    [_] Gray = because I got dared

    [_] Other = because that's how I roll

    [_] Green = because I'm good in bed

    [_] Orange = because I smoke crack

    [_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

    [_] Brown = because I had to

     

    I'm a stupid cutie with sexy eyes who ate a bowl of cereal because im sexy as hell.

     

    lol... not an egotistical result at all.

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