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Blightmare

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  1. Damn it steam, you let me the fuck into a tf2 match right now! I'm getting sick of getting 1 join per 500 attempts to be kicked due to slot reservation ONLY to go through the exact same god damned routine right after.

  2. In multiplayer games, I absolutely hate when the game emphasizes kills over objectives. I don't give a shit if it was designed that way, it's just boring.

     

    I'm quite the opposite. As competitive as I tend to get, I have to relax with a good old fashion death match once in a while. That's why I play so much CTF on TF2. I can run around the inside of my base slaughtering the invading team and claim defense.

  3. You weren't the first person to misspell it and you certainly won't be the last.

     

    I know how you feel, Michel Archer.

     

    And as for rule 34 and ponies, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe, I refuse to believe!

  4. So, at the request of Username, I got wiremod and another gmod addon.... and I have no fucking clue how to use either properly. I feel like a monkey trying to pilot a space shuttle.

  5. Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated.

    Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory

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