Blightmare

Did you know, that during the footprint tracking part of metal gear solid, one of the "prints" that breaks off are a set of hand prints leading to a metal plate in the middle of the forest with signed hand prints engraved in it?

I don't trust machines to my translations.

Southern California, USA.

Red Faction 1. Play it. The second, well, I refuse to acknowledge its existence in relation to the word good. :/

Elite forces sounds familiar but I've never played it, nor met anyone who has, so I guess it's obscure.

We need more people to sign this.

TF2 again. my god....

"If you hold onto the ball, you won't fumble"

"here's a guy who when he runs, moves faster"

"usually, the team with the most points wins the game"

I don't even watch football and john madden is my fucking hero.

Oh my god valve's servers are pissing me the fuck off. I joined 16 different servers that said they were at least 30 people, and they were all empty. How come this crap is STILL HAPPENING?! It's been going on for years with no attempts to fix it. man someone needs to get their ass fired.

Did you know I just found $7.25 in quarters in my room?

Trying to find wtf happened to that $20 bill. <_

Bunned for running out of reasons(woot, reasons!)

Okay, looking at the sales for today, I'm gonna have to break my rule and crank out $12.50 for KOTOR and Devil May Cry 4. KOTOR for 2.50? how can I NOT?

I see what you did there.

did you know I'm tired as hell even though I've been sleeping most of the day?

Mexican food for dinner. OM NOM NOM.

brb later on then.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned why crowbars were desinged by turkish Cyberdemons who were teleported to Australia. But every time he went to unclog his toilet a Cacodemon would launch a massive nuclear missile bomb at his face and zombie ghosts wouldn't leave this place of worship because it was their home. Unfortunately John Freeman came with his wepon and threatened to axe him to the planet of the Epilon's clones who are renowned for their hospitality to people who really like ponies.

@epsilon: that's why I flipped lol.

Anywho, idk if Garry's Mod constitutes a game, so other than that, Half Life 2.

Hardest game I ever played, Red Faction on hard difficulty. The game was challenging enough on normal but on hard it was dam near impossible. Though I have heard of people beating it on hard, I never did.

Challenge accepted!

I'm on Crack - The Left Rights

ABBREVIATIONS! ABBREVIATIONS! WHY SO MANY ABBREVIATIONS!

huh. it was actually nice out today.

Did you know that if I were to stop playing WoW right now, my productivity would sky-rocket?

Contemplating dinner for today.

Banned because you banned him for the wrong reason.

I will now proceed to literally roll my face across the keyboard as I'm curious as the outcome of such an activity. uby6gtfredt76uhyjmnhyujvgtrfcexdwsz ET

sO ASIDE FROM THAT GIBBERISH, i MANAGED TO TURN ON CAPS LOCK, OPEN UP THE "RUN" PROGRAM, AND ACCESS MY "FAVORITES" FOLDER.

Enough of that. time to wash my face.

Fruits. They're more interesting than straight p- I mean, They're sweeter than vegetables.

Probably been asked already but meh, xbox or ps3?