Axeldeath

There's no way you're not D:

I've never had durian so I wouldn't know what it smells or tastes like, but from what I understand it has a sort of eggy texture and depending on whether it's gone bad or is still fresh, smells kinda like onions.

Socks, not onions.

and has been described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks.

Great countermeasure, Nag.

Nag

Told you it would catch on Nag Nag.

5 days for me, ujellz?

That video has convinced me to get that game... After Skyrim...

I went to this chinese store to buy a pineapple for my brothers birthday, and the son of a bitch there sold me his so called "pineapple" and said that I will love it, when I came home and cut it, it immediately smelled stinky and weird. I quickly realized this wasn't a pineapple when I saw sort of weird yellowish intestines. I decided to try it anyway after 10 minutes of waiting and being hungry. It was the worst piece of shit I ever tasted, seriously, the taste was like stinky socks but with a horrible after taste. I threw it in the garbage but the smell of it didn't go away for weeks. To this day I do not know what the hell the guy sold me.

 

But I think it's some kind of chinese "delicatese" sea food.

He sold you a Durian dude, smells like rotting flesh and has the texture of mashed banana. You can buy it everywhere over in Thailand, I got some because my Aunt (she's Thai) said that they smelled bad but tasted good, oh was she wrong >_>

It's because I always forget to clear out my downloads folder.

Cleaning my PC of unnecessary files, those 10GB just aren't enough for me.

an emotional and sexual attachment to animals

Zoophilia can refer to sexual activity with non-human animals (bestiality), the desire to do so

You attempt to prove me wrong just proves yourself wrong. Iz funny to me.

NO, I SED LIEK PONEES NOT HAV A SEXCHILL FETIZH FOR DEM. U SO SILY SUMTEIMZ PROHYPSTA.

551 of them are jelly.

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My friend's Mother got Siamese kidneys because she drank too many Red Bulls a day

BUT BLU. WAT IF I LEIK PONEES?!

549 WAYS WAYS I JUST GOT 666

666 GET

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555 GET

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Looks like My Immortal has a challenger.

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543, we're nowhere near 1,000,000 X_X

Hoax

Downloading it myself ATM, just gotta hope Fallout 3 re installs correctly after the last time I corrupted the files by putting mods in the wrong places.

He did link to a url with "Uncharted%Painting" in it, so I'm pretty sure that's what it is lol.

axeldeath0

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Since you seem to have a thing for the original Fallout Combat Shotgun, here's a mod you may like: http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=3827

Converts it into the original shotgun, auto-fire and all

I r resursful!

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No me

Banned because I said that so I could trick you into revealing your true ID.