Psychotic Ninja

Extremely happy, got what I ordered a lot sooner than expected.

Use my time machine, just note it takes a human soul per decade, not necessarily yours.

Halp, I'm all out of peanutbutter, jelly, and bread for my pb&j sandwich, what do?

Just because you didn't find it funny doesn't mean it's not a joke.

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Read it a bed time story

So my time machine just arrived, but I don't know what to do, any suggestions?

That's the thing though, jokes are meant to be funny. It's the very definition of a joke. If people don't realize what you're doing and/or saying is supposed to be funny, then your joke failed. The most recent example of this is Pewdiepie's racist jokes that he payed people to do. People didn't realize they were meant to be jokes, thus they took them, and him, serious.

Hell, in the right setting and with the right context (among a few other things) you can joke about anything, and people will find it funny, when normally they wouldn't. For example (which I'm stealing from Matpat's theory video) Louis CK's rape joke:

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(starts around the 2:40 mark)

Now normally, rape is something I wouldn't joke about (and I do have a dark sense of humor) and I wouldn't find it funny to joke about. But here, I find it funny.

Without context, I could go up to some stranger and go "I'MMA RAPE YA BITCH!" odds are, they wouldn't find it funny.

Now if we were talking about TFS/DBZA and quoting the series and I went 'i'MMA RAPE YA BITCH!" There's a good chance they'll remember this scene:

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and find it funny.

HITMAN

I ruined a marriage and an affair. She wanted to break up with me, so I murdered her.

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Fun fact, I have it as my Facebook timeline photo, and the bottom left corner part as my profile picture.

Final Fantasy 8

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Your friend when he learns everything there will try and kill him:

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Final Fantasy 8

Disk 3 always seems the shortest.

The thread is called 'last game you played'. I play a lot of games, hell I'm going to play Final Fantasy 8 after I post this. I just post the last game I played. It doesn't help that I check the forums a lot.

HITMAN

Great game 10/10

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Doritos, Velveeta mac n cheese in a cup (I need something better for work...) and an apple.

Reading Not Always Right stories

HITMAN

Got through the Colorado mission, easily the worst one.

Claims he likes Batman, bashes on Batman, and continues to suck Superman's dick.

Double post: Apparently I've been on here for 6 years

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