Psychotic Ninja

Thanks Zaraki for showing me this, so I'm sharing it with everyone here:

*Plays game* This game is bloody amazing! *plays more of game* I love how so much, yet so little gets done in this game in a hour, and I'm still having fun! *stops playing game for [insert dumb reason here]* *plays different game* Oh man, this game is great! I can't wait to finish it! *Plays more of game* Oh man, that bit was heart wrenching/tough but in a good way/funny/other thing but I'm glad I'm sticking through it! *Notices unfinished games* Huh, I should get back into those one of these days. *Finishes game* Oh man, what an ending. What an ending. I need a breather before playing another serious game on a serious session *plays a one shot funny casual game for the rest of the night, maybe even all day the next day* Hmmm... which serious game should I have a serious playthrough, or continue on? *Picks new game, game with an unfinished playthrough or an old game I haven't touched in a while* *repeat process until I have a backlog of unfinished games while still getting new games*

I'm typing this as I'm looking at my unfinished playthrough of Castle of Illusion, Evoland 2, Far Cry 4, HITMAN, Shadow of Mordor, Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, TRANSFORMERS: Devastation, Final Fantasy 3 10/10-2 7 & 8, Assassin's Creed 2 & Unity, DOOM, Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, Witcher 3, Kingdoms of Amalur, among a number of PS4/3 (3)DS, and PSP games. Oh and I plan on getting more games...

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2750 - Digimon reboot made possible because of Tamagotchi craze.

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Digimon Adventure Tri spoilers/reference

You people should post more, sometimes it feels like I'm talking to myself.

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The song does not match the title, and I love it!

HITMAN

I start off as a cleaner in a modeling show of sorts. Before I know it, I'm promoted to security, top floor. I'm stationed to guard the bathroom of an important lady. Said lady is in the room adjacent to the bathroom. All of a sudden she comes down with a case of knife to forehead. I hope it's not contagious! I escape, just in case. On my first day too! Not just as a security officer, but as a cleaner too! I head downstairs where I bump into the head of this modeling show. He too comes down with a case of knife to forehead. Holy shit, it is contagious! Screw this gig and screw Paris, I'm going to Sapienza, Italy.

Wake up people! The Snuggleflugglepusses are taking ove- False alarm fellow hughmans, know need to pan nick.

This is the kind of WTF you'd get from old retro cartoons (1930's) and I love it!

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I feel like Logan wouldn't have been rated R if Deadpool didn't succeed

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The Revived Mod

Heth Whoeth Doetheth realith Theutheth joketh.

Aaaaaaand I proooobably went a little too far with the joke, and made a Early Modern English speaker with a lithp.

So I had my first run in with the police

Do tell! (you know, if you want to, no pressure)

Well it all started when I entered a building after hours. Not even forced entry, the building was unlocked. I just needed some WD-40. I even got the alarm off. As I was searching the back, I hear "POLICE!", I stop what I was doing, went to the front, nervously but calmly explained my key to lock the place was stuck in the lock, and I was looking for some WD-40 or anything, really, to get it unstuck. It took the police, my boss, and some WD-40 (more than expected) to get it unstuck. It was stuck in there good, like real good.

Just watched Digimon Adventure Tri Part 4: Loss

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So I had my first run in with the police

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Just watched Digimon Adventure Tri Part 4: Loss ep. 3.

became a super creep when he licked Sora. Did not expect with Digimon, and it's something you wouldn't have seen before Tri.

 

Am I weird for not fearing death? Like, it's supposedly the top most fear - people fearing death. >.>

Nope.

Am I weird for being in my PJs all day unless I have to go somewhere?

2746 - Humans start calling Jifarbariquleleamomion Jeff for short. And because they can't pronounce the name.

https://mic.com/articles/168188/milk-nazis-white-supremacists-creamy-pseudo-science-trump-shia-labeouf#.jf2bMCk7g

 

I want to fill this "journalists" shoes with the most angular lego's and make him run 100 miles. How could anyone. ANYONE. be this ungodly stupid? "milk is now a symbol of white supremacy" what, did you microwave your head before you wrote this? Paint chips? Sniffing glue? Sharpie? All of the above?! What the hell do you have to do to render your brain so broken that you see a bunch of wannabe irl shitposters and actually take them seriously?

 

I'm just so incredibly stupefied; just absolutely mystified by how fucking dumb this is. For the authors sake I hope to the high high heavens that this is satire and I'm the actual idiot here for thinking he's serious because if it's not, god save his soul because none of us can.

2744 - Jifarbarkiquleleamomion is elected President of the galaxy #Notmypresident