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Psychotic Ninja

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  1. Hitman Absolution

     

    Shaving Lenny mission (the part where you have to take down the three guards/companions).

     

     

    First attempt:

     

     

    Scouting the area, looking at possibilities. There could be a little accident with a gas pump, oh no a spillage everywhere. Oh well, someone will clean it up. I leave the area, and notice I can enter this building, sure I'm trespassing, but if I time this right, I'll have one less tar-oh hey, a cop's going somewhere alone. Time to be a cop now. But what's this? The target in this building noticed something, and is coming here to check things out? Quick grab that knife! Nothing suspicious here, just a cop checking this dead body out, and now there's two dead bodies. I'll just hide the evidence and no one else suspects a thing. Oh hey, this door leads outside on a balcony. Oh hey, another target is checking the spillage out, it would be a shame if somebody shot tha- holy shit! Multiple explosions, dead bodies everywhere, everyone's panicking, totally an accident. Alright, third target is in a different building, overlooking the chaos. Now's my chance to get him. When I enter, what looks to be an abandoned grocery store, there's an employee, telling me the place is closed (side note, I by this point I had changed into a car shop repair outfit, thought it would have been helpful in getting the last guy). Before I go upstairs to say hi to the last guy, I'm told I'm trespassing and the lady runs out before I can apologies, and she informs the cops, and now I'm being hunted for accidentally trespassing. They probably think I caused the explosion, even though there's no proof of that. I quickly kill the third target, and before I can make my leave I'm killed.

     

     

     

    2nd attempt:

     

    Slightly better, slightly more chaos, but better contained, just barely made it out of there alive. First guy I stealth killed, 2nd guy was supposed to be a stealth kill, but shit hit the fan fast, and multiple people died in a contained area. Similarly with the third guy, was taking down a non target near an inactive electric fence, when I was found out. Gun fight broke out, was trying to lure the third target to the now active electric fence, got two cops instead. Went in and killed the third in gunfire before the chaos broke out.

  2. I'm going to do two scenarios, one where it's live action. The other where it's CGI/animated and instead of doing celebratory actors, they get voice actors (assuming they don't use the game's actors).

     

     

    Live Action:

     

    Gordon Freeman: Hugh Laurie

    Barney: Brett Dalton

    G-Man: JK Simmons

    Eli Vance: Denzel Washington

    Kleiner: Bryan Cranston

    Chell: Summer Glau

    Glados: Gina Torres

     

     

    Voice actors:

     

     

    Freeman: Ross Scott :D (but really I think it should be no one or Kevin Conroy)

    Barney: James Arnold Taylor or Phil Lamarr

    G-Man: Steve Blum

    Eli Vance: John DiMaggio

    Kleiner: Billy West

    Chell: No one or Tabitha St Germain

    Glados: Tara Strong

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