Psychotic Ninja

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NO REALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!

Sounds normal, you are a cat after all.

Sounds like the German version of Scientology.

Years ago, when I was around 5 i'd say, me, my mom, and brother went to McD's (or BK) and kid you not, my mom & brother found lint with their fries. They were sick, and I wasn't. Now grant it, this was back before I didn't eat fries and had their chicken.

DOOM and then some Transformers Devastation Doom, maybe not the kind of game to play before going to bed...

I heard about that a few weeks ago. Don't remember where though.

You haven't met picky eating until you've met me, and a younger version of my dad. The only way I would eat egg in my fried rice is if it's in teeny tiny noticeable pieces. Also I will never, ever eat mushrooms. If I recall the story correctly, my dad first had pizza when he was 16. He was in school at the time, that I remember for sure. It's only in recent years he's had bananas, and added mushrooms, and cherries. I get my pickiness from him, so with any luck I might enjoy mushrooms when I'm in my 40's.

Yes, yes they're allowed

Piccolo: Gohan! Are you okay? Do you need some juice? Did you get into that school you wanted?! Gohan: Doesn't look like it. Piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Best part: The subtitles change Piccolo's name to 'Gohan's dad') hc-nuHUq1TI

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Inform the nearest doctor that you're all better. How do I get Senpai to love me in Yandere Simulator?

Parkour

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Mirror's Edge Catalyst

Mirror's Edge Catalyst

Bad news: It's handled by a 3rd party, does poorly, is extremely short, and is a broken mess Good news: You're a star in a funny show.

This and words like "supposedly" followed by your source (like 'he supposedly works at VALVe') throws all credibility out of the window for me.

So, I like reading conspiracy theories among other oddities. I also like watching "proof" videos of these things. Some of my favorites are people teleporting, dragons/aliens exist, and time travel (which is theoretically possible). What conspiracy theories, if any, do you enjoy? Share below. If you don't have any favorites, maybe search for some, and post them here.

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Kill his family, that'll do the trick. Alright, now how do I get my beard unstuck?

Final Fantasy 15 Yeah, I'm starting to see the unfinished aspects of the game, and other flaws people have with the game. However, I'm still really enjoying the game.

Want headaches? Work retail. Customer comes in for a redo (which are free unless they're past a certain date), employee agrees without checking the last drop off date. Manager double checks, last drop off date was two years ago, far too late for a free redo. So she changes the price. Guy comes in today, we go back and forth, I tell him all the information I know (which is new price, and for reasons I didn't know at the time, the price changed). He tells me his receipt/ticket says otherwise, that redo should be free. The manager gets involved, via phone, aaaand I'm right, he's wrong, he has to pay the new price. Also, while he's yelling at her, I'm dealing with other customers and there's another on his bluetooth earpiece, and because of that, the two customers are in a yelling contest so they can hear the other person on the phone. (At this point I had to hold back laughter from the craziness). Eventually the customer agrees to pay the new price, and he's rambling things to/at me, and before he leaves he looks at his clothes, sees one is damaged, and of course claims we caused that. Oh and good luck dealing with cranky old codgers, especially when you're already pissed off.