Psychotic Ninja

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!?

NO REALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!

I feel like repeatedly hitting my head against a brick wall.

I don't know, I feel so weird. I wanna cuddle, but at the same time bash someone's brains in with a hammer.

Sounds normal, you are a cat after all.

And of course, there are aliens, more specifically creatures from the star Aldebaran, who visit earth as diplomats because they want to team up with the best and strongest people. This includes none other than Adolf Hitler himself, whom they brought to their home planet(/star) which has basically been turned into a nazi's wet dream by now. Our new Führer claims to have had a nice little chat with an Aldebaran representative himself actually.

Also, the Dalai Lama is a good friend of Adolf Hitler, since he helped him build several entrances to the interior of the earth, where a lot of people are living right now.

Sounds like the German version of Scientology.

Lookin at you McDonalds. D grade meat makes me ill. Literally sometimes. I've gotten sick more at McD's than anywhere else.

Years ago, when I was around 5 i'd say, me, my mom, and brother went to McD's (or BK) and kid you not, my mom & brother found lint with their fries. They were sick, and I wasn't. Now grant it, this was back before I didn't eat fries and had their chicken.

DOOM and then some Transformers Devastation

Doom, maybe not the kind of game to play before going to bed...

I heard about that a few weeks ago. Don't remember where though.

You haven't met picky eating until you've met me, and a younger version of my dad. The only way I would eat egg in my fried rice is if it's in teeny tiny noticeable pieces. Also I will never, ever eat mushrooms. If I recall the story correctly, my dad first had pizza when he was 16. He was in school at the time, that I remember for sure. It's only in recent years he's had bananas, and added mushrooms, and cherries. I get my pickiness from him, so with any luck I might enjoy mushrooms when I'm in my 40's.

Yes, yes they're allowed

Piccolo: Gohan! Are you okay? Do you need some juice? Did you get into that school you wanted?!

Gohan: Doesn't look like it.

Piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Best part: The subtitles change Piccolo's name to 'Gohan's dad')

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Inform the nearest doctor that you're all better.

How do I get Senpai to love me in Yandere Simulator?

Parkour

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Mirror's Edge Catalyst

Mirror's Edge Catalyst

Bad news: It's handled by a 3rd party, does poorly, is extremely short, and is a broken mess

Good news: You're a star in a funny show.

After seeing so many damn articles on; "HL3 confirmed" "HL3 not confirmed" I'm just not trusting anything anymore. XD If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. It's not the end of the world if HL3 isn't made or doesn't exist.

This and words like "supposedly" followed by your source (like 'he supposedly works at VALVe') throws all credibility out of the window for me.

So, I like reading conspiracy theories among other oddities. I also like watching "proof" videos of these things. Some of my favorites are people teleporting, dragons/aliens exist, and time travel (which is theoretically possible). What conspiracy theories, if any, do you enjoy? Share below. If you don't have any favorites, maybe search for some, and post them here.

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Kill his family, that'll do the trick.

Alright, now how do I get my beard unstuck?

Final Fantasy 15

Yeah, I'm starting to see the unfinished aspects of the game, and other flaws people have with the game. However, I'm still really enjoying the game.

Want headaches? Work retail.

Customer comes in for a redo (which are free unless they're past a certain date), employee agrees without checking the last drop off date. Manager double checks, last drop off date was two years ago, far too late for a free redo. So she changes the price.

Guy comes in today, we go back and forth, I tell him all the information I know (which is new price, and for reasons I didn't know at the time, the price changed). He tells me his receipt/ticket says otherwise, that redo should be free. The manager gets involved, via phone, aaaand I'm right, he's wrong, he has to pay the new price. Also, while he's yelling at her, I'm dealing with other customers and there's another on his bluetooth earpiece, and because of that, the two customers are in a yelling contest so they can hear the other person on the phone. (At this point I had to hold back laughter from the craziness).

Eventually the customer agrees to pay the new price, and he's rambling things to/at me, and before he leaves he looks at his clothes, sees one is damaged, and of course claims we caused that.

Oh and good luck dealing with cranky old codgers, especially when you're already pissed off.