Psychotic Ninja

Millennials

Sheets donate door-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the Vietnamese.

Good news! I got my computer running again! Bad news! For some unknown reason, it's not recognizing my CD Drive. I'm 99% certain I have it plugged in correctly.

Centuries

Shit

Spent a good chunk of my day off trying to fix my computer

Banned for not remembering KND

Final Fantasy 15

Years

Fuck it, guess we're going with this new sentence

Sheets donate door-slapping laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the Vietnamese.

Have a shitty ass computer that breaks on you, forcing you to save up for months for a new one, only for that to die on you a month later, and you're not hopeful that the simple solution that the pros say (online) is the fix that's needed, even though it should be.

Pissed off

Computer died, internet says replace PSU, but last time the solution was as simple as replace PSU IT TURNED OUT NOT TO BE THE FUCKING CASE! SO I'M PREPARED TO SAVE UP FOR MONTHS AGAIN JUST TO GET YET ANOTHER COMPUTER JUST TO FUCKING FAIL AT ME! *Takes a deep breath*

You know, with my luck with electronics, I wouldn't be surprised if my phone exploded on me, and it's not even the exploady kind.

Seasons

^

For some unquantifiable reason almost everything in my house decided to break or otherwise arbitrarily stop working, presumably because all the inanimate objects in my home have become sapient and did so out of sheer existential boredom.

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Well, a half hour before my computer died on me I was playing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Going from tank controls to being able to strafe threw me off at first.

Final Fantasy 15 (XV) + The Last Guardian = The Last Fantasy XV

[insert 'why is it called The Last Fantasy 15' if it's the fifteenth one?' comment here.]

Banned for making me realize that, and for making me laugh. I'm supposed to be miserable dammit! Not laughing!

Shitty

I eat upside down crosses for breakfast!

If video game music doesn't count, then Marcy Playground.

What's a guilty pleasure of yours?

Anime

Soft croissants donate door-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the Vietnamese.

*Ahem* Change one word in the sentence!

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I CAN'T CATCH A FUCKING BREAK! SO I HAD THIS FUCKING COMPUTER FOR A FUCKING MONTH WHEN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE I HEAR A LOUD POPING SOUND FOLLOED BY MY FUCKING COMPUTER SHUTTING DOWN! FUCK ME! AND OF COURSE, IT WONT FUCKING TURN ON, LIKE I WAS EXPECTING ANYTHING ELSE!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Banned for still typing at that computer.