Psychotic Ninja

Banned for getting my double entendre.

*Shudders* I don't want to think about that. On a similar note of forgetting things because of things. After getting my new computer (it glows in the dark btw), I would go to turn off my lights, only to turn them on. Or remember they are off. Yeah the glow from my new computer is so powerful, I forget my lights are already off. This is going to take some time getting used to...

To clarify it's not like this:

it's more like this:

where everything's blue

@AP_Pastor, glad to know I'm not the only one who borrows 'bloody X' from the British.

@Selfsurprise: Yes, yes I have. Especially when I the post I had in mind was so bloody brilliant and it's ruined because I didn't see the extra post on the next page, or someone outninja'd me.

PP#17: You're looking for advice on something, from someone, or help on something (like in a video game) and the response you get is something along the lines of "git gud" or "it's up to you man" or my personal favorite, that my dad loves to use nowadays is "Do I look like Google to you?"

GTA 5 & Shadow of Mordor

When I say GTA 5 what I mean is after getting it reinstalled & before going to bed, last night, I launched the game for the first time in months. I wanted to mess around a bit, see where I last left off, maybe dabble a wee bit into online. Apparently my save was deleted. I thought the point of the Steam Cloud (VALVE sure loves their puns) was to prevent shit like this. Not only that, but framerate's shit. Like it's in the single digits. After messing with some of the settings, and relaunching the game gets me some error message like "audio not detected reboot and relaunch game".

This morning, before heading to work, I launch Shadow of Mordor for the first time, I intend to get past the tutorial, which I did, while dealing with low framerate (11-17). Graphical settings at the lowest, and something I've never experienced before: Resolution effecting graphical settings. Maybe it really truly is a thing that I've never noticed before.

When Arkham Knight's running butterly smooth, something's up. Why can't I have a powerful computer without any kinds of issues?!

Difficulty spikes

Banned for having a period

Sounds like you're a night owl. For me, I did my best if I saved my homework for the last minute. Although, I don't share that pet peeve. I can look back and laugh at the situation though.

PP#15: You're gaming online, a casual match, you're enjoying yourself, and some asshat joins, and starts ordering everyone around, and if you're off by one nanosecond, or make the slightest mistake, he gets really angry at everyone, makes shit worse for you guys, and leaves.

I would make a Breaking Bad joke, but now's not the time for that.

Alternative Reality where anthropomorphic creatures are the dominate species, and some of them draw humans, and they're seen as freaks.

That's only to smell colors.

I, SEE, EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me guess, you had 20 energy drinks, 100 cups of coffee, and 500 pixie sticks?

I'm that when I have a huge ass backlog, or when I have nothing to play.

Arkham Knight still. Getting more riddles/riddle trophies before advancing the plot.

I'm thinking of doing a "What's Wrong With X Game series" starting with the Arkham series.

Banned for having unrealistic standards for avatars

I should get back into Warframe, I played like an hour or two of it when it was new (at least new on Steam). Then again, I already have a huge ass backlog of games, and it keeps on growing.

Banned for banning me for redundancy.

Does this answer your question:

Granted, you're so fast on reaction time, you get the military's attention and they experiment on you.

I wish Tom and Jerry came back

Robotic cupboard

Travel through time, or fly?

Average

Granted, they're so small, it's made it very difficult for you to walk, you now need crutches.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Banned for banning someone

Tortured croissants sell corn-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the aliens.

Bad news: It actually makes things worse, people die from the drug.

Good news everyone! Ross Scott finally made his movie!

7/10

Batman Arkham Knight.

Honestly, the best costume to use as Batman is the 2008/The Dark Knight costume. I just wish the Tumbler was useable outside of races, and that you could change Joker to Heath Ledger Joker.

Not quite, I've stepped into the shower then realized I still had my glasses on. On the flip side, I've slept with my glasses on before.