Psychotic Ninja

Granted, it's so comfy it sucks you in, absorbs you, and you can never leave.

I wish no one enters my contest

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS I'M REVIVING A TWO YEAR OLD THREAD FOR A GIVEAWAY!!!! Why you might ask?! Simply put, with this post, my post counter will be *drum roll* OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!

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The contest is simple: Make me laugh. You can post as many times as you want, but no spamming. May it be through a "it's so dumb it's funny" joke, dark humor, a youtube video, whatever. First person to make me laugh wins a Steam game of their wish, that's under $60. If no one makes me laugh within one week then I'll randomly pick someone.

2720 - The Demigod Monkeys are long forgotten

Banned for getting lectured... by me.

Hyphen

Banned for not realizing it's what you do.

Difficult

Mark Mcmorris Infinite Air

Surprisingly relaxing snowboarding game, controls similar to Skate 3 (at least 3, dunno bout the first two). Tutorial sucks. Doesn't help that the game just drops you in the game, while expecting you to figure things out on your own (which in itself isn't bad), but it does beg the question "why even bother with a tutorial in the first place?"

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2718 - The Demigod monkeys form a band that parodies the Demigod beetles

Banned for still having a Halloween avatar

Average

Granted but it only lasts a few seconds, before everything goes back to normal, the way it was before the Dragonpocalypse hit.

I wish a corrupt politician became president forever.

Digital Suicide Homicide actually succeeded in suing 100+ gamers. Other companies follow suit in this get rich quick scheme.

Mark Mcmorris's Infinite Air + Doom = Mark Mcmorris's Infinite Doom

Doom mod that's a procedural generated endless rouge like Doom survival game

Evil Beatrice enslaves man-eating bananas and overpriced cultist demonic cicadas for the President.

Because we've restarted at least once, due to the fact that after a while it became something along the lines of "buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo", with no signs of it being fixed, so a restart was made.

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9/10

Uhh... it's change one word, not add one word.

Evil Beatrice enslaves clone cheeseburgers and overpriced cultist demonic cicadas for the President.

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So much better with the Doom theme in the background

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9/10 - Very relatable (strange how 'relatable' is a word, is spelled correctly, but still gets the red squiggly)

[on the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. (Serenity)

Final Fantasy 13 + Dragonball Xenoverse 2 = Final Fantasy Xenoverse 2

Sequel to Xenoverse, but instead of "What if the villains were stronger" it's "What if the villains where in different titles" So instead of fighting Kuja in 9, you're fighting Kuja, Sephiroth, and Golbez

8/10