Psychotic Ninja

Final Fantasy 4 DS

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You could go the real simple route and play the Freddie Fish or Pajama Sam games...

(My husband and I like to take our grandsons to a local pizza place which has a few arcade games. One machine always gives a player a small rubber ball at the end. They head home with at least four balls. Neither boy knows the other meaning of “balls,” so they innocently say things the rest of us have trouble not reacting to:)

Grandson #1: *still at the machine* “Grandma! We’re filling our pants with balls!”

Grandson #2: *after being told to take the balls out of their pockets for the ride home* “Nah… we like squishing our balls.”

Grandson #1: *coming back from the claw machine* “Look! I’ve got big balls now!”

Grandson #2: *after getting in trouble* “Papa took away my balls.”

Grandson #1: *in the car* “My balls dropped. [brother] picked them up and is hiding them between his legs.”

Grandson #2: *after a particularly large haul* “I’m going to give Daddy some of these because he needs balls.”

Final Fantasy 4 DS

I was going to play some Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep Final Mix (or Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix) buuuut my PS3 decided to break on me. I'll either need to replace the hard drive, or get a new PS3. Also my PSP LCD screen cracked, so I can't see shit.

First my computer, then my PSP, and now my PS3. What's with me and my electronics dying/breaking on me? I swear I take care of my electronics... Also, knowing my luck, the PS3 won't be a simple fix. Even though all signs point to the hard drive being the culprit.

Early customers are annoying, especially when they're here before or shortly after opening up. What's really annoying is, one guy in particular, comes in, with a bunch of clothes and wants them in separate bags. Which we normally do, like 8 shirts per bag, or like 4-5 pants a bag, especially if they're jeans, because they're heavier. 8 a bag is the limit, sometimes we'll do 9 shirts. Nine out of ten times, the dude's not happy with how we've separated his clothes. Never specifies how he wants it done. I get the feeling he wants each clothing in an individual bag. That wastes too much time, energy and bags. If you're going to do that, please pay for the bags. Also, he always pays when he picks up, with a check, and never brings his own pen.

On it's own, not annoying, not really. Still, you should always bring a pen with you, if you're going to write a check. Minor annoyance at best, but minor annoyances do add up. Other minor annoyances I experience, and have really added up in a day:

* Coming in while talking to your cell phone in speaker mode

* Staying in your car (either before or after dropping off/picking up) and filing your taxes or whatever

* Chewing your gum

* Tapping your fingers (especially with long fake nails)

* Blowing bubbles with your gum

* Chewing your gum and/or blowing bubbles and tapping your fingers (especially with long fake nails)

* Having all of your sleeves rolled up

* Having your shirts buttoned so the shirt's inside out (You have any idea how much of a pain in the ass it is to undo all of those buttons?)

* Bringing in brand new shirts, still folded up, and everything

* Having your shirts buttoned up all the way

* Coming in, in the last minute, especially with a lot of clothes

I'll have to check out Deadbolt, I'm not a fan of most pixel art indie games. I Really enjoy Dishonored, although I always go the stealth route. Tried Infamous and Prototype, couldn't get into them. Which is weird, because I also enjoy superhero games.

So Star Wars Offline?

Eyyy, looks like a dream come true there. Congrats, man! Hope it'll be a start of something good for you two.

It'll be something like this:

Sitting in my dorm. Probably gonna go to the dining hall to get some food. Then I've got a rush event for my fraternity to go to. Then after that I work til 2AM

Holy shit! Foal! Welcome back! Who's next on the returns list? Blue?

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I learned Jeremy Soule composed the first three (our four) Harry Potter games. He also composed the music for the Elder Scrolls games, Guild Wars 2, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, among other games.

Something had to break the dam. And I think there being worse examples is not really an excuse to just turn a blind eye to something. Also this isn't a reaction that suddenly popped up over night. Last year Killing Floor 2 decided to put an ingame shop into the game while it was still in beta and it lost almost 20% of it's rating due to vengeful vote-bombing on steam and hasn't recovered it since. People hate microtransactions and the bigger the IP the bigger the outcry, which is what we're seeing here.

There was also a huge ass backlash with Payday 2 when they inserted microtransactions. Hell, many of the things done to the game, directly and indirectly, caused a huge backlash. Sure they're recovering, but the wounds are still there.

So for me, what I really enjoy the most in the Arkham games is being the badass that Batman is. Let me 'splain... No there is too much. Let me sum up. I'm the predictor, the mooks, are the prey. I might be over here, or I might be over there. You don't know. When you first entered the room, there was nine of you, now there's seven. What's that noise? Better go check it out. Now there's six. Five. There's a guy hanging from a statue. How the hell did he get like that?! Four. A destroyed wall, that was intact a minute a go. Three. Another guy hanging upside down. Two. Two guy's left. They're both very terrified. One's glad he's wearing brown pants. Now he's the only one left. All of a sudden you're being dragged away and are knocked out. You never saw me coming.

Is there any other game series where you're the horror? Any games out there where you get to play with your food, before taking them out? The Assassin's Creed games come close, but they don't quite have the same oomph the Arkham games have.

Still a guy, even though my avatar, and some interests, might confuse some.

Really happy.

I've had feelings for a woman for some time now. Last night I worked up the courage to hug her. Now grant it, it was a sideways hug, that lasted a few seconds, but that opened up a barrier. Also, she leaned her head towards my shoulder, I did the same. Not only that but her hand was in my lower back/waist area, whereas mine was in her upper back area. To me, that says a lot. Also, she seemed to be really happy afterwords.

Wanna see my game room?

Or when you're following a tutorial, and what you end up with is a complete mess. Visually it's like this:

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Love how you can find a visual aid on just about anything with the Simpsons.

Finished Assassin's Creed Syndicate last night.

Shall I be the fire to you, fox?

Become a Big Brother, you'll have to protect them then.

Help! I'm lost in the fire area in Naruto Shippuden: Dragon Blade Chronicles! I got the dragon door open, but every area looks the same! What do?

Why no, that's not a banana in my pants

http://xkcd.com/

http://www.bugmartini.com/

http://www.vgcats.com/

http://www.loadingartist.com/

Granted, but the turkey's a little dry.

I wish my computer was fixed